Trump is Definitely NOT a Racist

McConnell KKKlan WP PREVIEW

Said Mitch McConnel in a presser today at the Capitol.

“Telling the coloreds to go back to Africa was just an invite to go on vacation and just relax.”

This from the mouth of a lying, misogynist piece of trash proudly in the Ku Klux Klan and a charter member of the “Obama is  radical Muslim Terrorist from Kenya” birther club.

Good thing he’s not hard at work blocking out Obama SCOTUS nominees, he’ll have time to explain how none of them are racist pieces of trash.

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Insane Presidential Rant

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Indivual1 was just supposed to take questions on whatever policy or other he was bulls#itting on about. Easy peasy.

But, of course, he veered right into oncoming traffic, ranting on and on about every subject currently making him look like the wannabe idiot-dictator he aspires to be. You’ll be hearing about all of it broken down all day and night, but dive right in to get yourself good and wet

Trump Condemned as Racist. His Response: No, They’re the Racists.

NY Times  –>  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/15/us/politics/trump-go-back-tweet-racism.html

I won’t give away all the spoilers, but since this one is just continuing onward and outward for a story from yesterday’s micro news cycle, just brush up.  Remember when imPOTUS tweeted that the four in the “freshman crew” should go back to their “shithole” countries.

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To prep yourself for the discussion of #AgentOrange, enjoy some truth sprinkled on the various RACIST false claims made about our bright, young freshman congresspeeps.

Republicans falsely claim Ilhan Omar denied 9/11 pilots were terrorists

The Guardian  –>  https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/10/ilhan-omar-republicans-9-11-claims

You’ll hear Trump vomit up about how Omar and any other not-white, elderly, and / or male congressperson HATES America.  Important to  have fresh in your mind where #BabyHands came up with that racist trope:

Tucker Carlson: Rep. Ilhan Omar Has “Contempt” For Americans

Real Clear Politics  –>  https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/07/11/tucker_carlson_rep_ilhan_omar_has_contempt_for_americans_blame_the_left.html

Now, tune into MSNBC to watch the freshmen Democratic Congresswomen giving their response to trump inviting them to “leave America if don’t like it.


 

Extra Credit:

If you want to curl up tonight and fall asleep contemplating how the GOP and the general right wing used cable TV news to overthrow Democracy in America, then you may be in luck.  Tune into Showtime and zero in on “The Loudest Voice,” which Joy Reid is hot on rigt now.   It’s a  mini-series bio-pic about how Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes conspired to usher in White Nationalism and create a 4th Reich behind Donald Trump, using FOX News as  a front.

 

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Brokeahontas

We all knew it.

Billionaire, my ass. We all knew how broke-ass he was.

Brokeahontis

This is from a month and a half ago, but lest anyone forget in the relentless barrage of Trump diversionary chicken feed:

A Decade in the Red: Trump Taxes Show Over $1 Billion in Losses

NYT –> https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/05/07/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html

And, the follow-up that asks:

Trump Is a Bad Businessman. Is He a Tax Cheat, Too?

NYT –> https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/09/opinion/trump-tax-returns.html

We’ve all been calling him “Individual 1” for a while. He’s been “Baby hands” and “Micro-dick” and “Cadet Bone Spur,” and “Don the Con” and Agent Orange,” and “FAUXTUS” and “imPOTUS,” and on and embarrassingly on.

Well, karma has granted him a new one.  He spent the better part of the past three years mocking Elizabeth Warren’s Native American heritage, calling her “Pocahontas.”  So, “Brokeahontas,” it is, then, Donnie boi.

Individual 1’s new nickname is almost reason enough on its own to support Elizabeth Warren for President. Suddenly, even if every policy and plan Liz is armed with weren’t light years ahead and above anything trump could offer us, admit it: You’d throw her a vote in the primary just to see her stalk and mock him with #BROKEAHONTAS.

Brokahontas Log WP

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Apprentice Fake President

Trump Apprentice Douchebag A WP

Trump never wanted to be the President of the United States of America. He’s just a run-of-the-mill reality show mobster who was walked into his current role as POTUS by out mortal enemy, Russia.  He’s a mediocre “business person,” and that is generous.  Even partnering with Russian mafia, he’s a not-particularly rich fraudster.

But, Individual 1, here, was SHOCKED after — with Russian Intel assistance — the fix was in and he actually won the race.

Ta da. FAKE President who projects the guilt he knows he owns by screaming about very real FAKE News.

His fraud penetrates to his manhood as he shakes a feeble fist at developing countries, pretending to possess male testicles below his sad, little “micro-thing.” Don’t think that just because he is so freakishly un-endowed that it explains his failure as a President.  Huffington Post Sex MD’s say that his micro-penis has nothing to do with his effectiveness as a leader.  Or lack of it.

Huffington Post  –>  https://www.huffpost.com/entry/life-with-a-micropenis_n_56d9903ee4b0ffe6f8e8f7df

But, we all know better, don’t we.  Reality stings like a swarm of angry yellow jackets hovering around his bloated, empty head.  Just out of our eyesight, trump is always hard at work  bankrupting and destroying every business and professional’s credibility he comes into contact with.

On top of it tall, Fat Donnie is a wannabe cokehead, too “brokahontas” to afford a proper cocaine habit.  So instead,  he crushes up Adderall and snorts it like it’s coke.  Fat Donald is cheap-ass trailer-dweller of a con-artist speed-freak.

Tom Arnold On Donald Trump Snorting Adderall on the Apprentice Set

Newsweek –> https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-snorted-adderall-apprentice-tom-arnold-noel-casler-1257787

Brings me to today’s ignoramus #FatDonnie claim.   Baby-hands thought that despite the damning Supreme Court decision about his racist census question, he still gets to make the rules, or something.

He still doesn’t, BTW.

Still, his delusions overfloweth.  He seems to fantasize that  he’s going to defy everyone.  He really really thins he’s getting that  “illegal alien” question on the 2020 census.

He still won’t, BTW.

2020 Census won’t include citizenship question, Justice confirms

Washington Post –> https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/2020-census-will-not-include-citizenship-question-doj-confirms/2019/07/02/0067be4a-9c44-11e9-9ed4-c9089972ad5a_story.html

Thing is, this dimwitted trash isn’t a President the way ANY American has ever experienced a United States Presient. He’s the Russian agent dirtbag that the FSB ordered up and groomed for the role. When this douchebag claims he’s pulling off BS like this NON-STARTER census attack on our Constitution, Individual 1 here has NO clue even what he thinks he’s trying to do. He sees everything in terms of a publicity bump to his Apprentice ratings.

He has NO clue the realistic details of ANYTHING he does. He throws out ignorant BS and like any reality show “star,” expects producers to figure out how to threaten their witless reality show directors to make it fit into an episode.

Key here is that our douchebag FAKE president has NO CLUE about ANYTHING he cons-on about. There won’t be a question about citizenship on the U.S. census, and fuck sake, this douchebag FAKE President doesn’t have the authority in his burger-stained wet dreams to “delay the census” to somehow “appeal the Supreme Court.”

Trump and his Very Regular Census WP

Congress is calling for Trump to move forward on the long-standing census preparation schedule without a white nationalist citizenship question. Rep. Carolyn Maloney of New York just led a Congressional delegation demanding Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross — who oversees the Census Bureau — to send the census form without the question for printing by July 4.

“Only Congress has the authority to delay the census and must do so through the legislative process, which we have no intention of doing,” wrote the lawmakers in a letter to Ross that was released on Tuesday.

Trump Admin’s Delay In Census Printing Sets Up Count’s ‘Biggest Risk’

NPR —> https://www.npr.org/2019/07/02/737662103/trump-administrations-delay-in-census-printing-sets-up-count-s-biggest-risk

 

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Midget Mices, Eh?

Rodents Huh WP 1

This was an ad for some exterminator homicidal execution outfit.  They suggest you order genocide of “midgets.”  Cute, little, furry midgets.

For chrissake, they’re Little Fuzzies, thank you very much.  And we’re doing a better job watching the rats and encouraging them to jump trump’ sinking ship.  So, maybe a little less genocidal mouse-racism?  Yeah.

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Supreme Court De-pants Trump’s Racist Census

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Good News:
in a 5-4 vote, SCOTUS votes the citizenship question can’t be on the census.
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Concerning News: It was because TrumpCo gave a lawless excuse for why they wanted it. They can try again, but it may be too late for their nefarious seed to take root. SCOTUS mic dropped for this session and deadline for prepping the census forms is this weekend.
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Trump News: Individual1 is looking for some way to bully America into actually DELAYING the 2020 census until they can whip us all with it.

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Op Ed: There won’t be a citizenship question on the 2020 census. Trump’s Reich won’t be able to “re-convene” the Supreme Court to hear some “update” to their racist excuse to appease the court, anyway. They sure as heck won’t be able to “delay” the census (LOL). This census is KEY to re-drawing districts for the 2022 midterm elections. Delaying it is simply out of any question. If TrumpCo just goes ahead and prints the forms with the census question on it, Hell will open up and swallow trump whole. Even HE isn’t that dumb.
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P.T. Barnum Had Nothing on this Scumbag

You thought Trump was threatening Tariff Wars to pretend his little, useless limp-dick had purpose. Big strong alpha-man, Donnie.

Well, it doesn’t have purpose, that sad, little skin-flap he sports (duh).

Fat Donnie is shaking America’s sabre to run a GIGANTIC con on everyone for HIS profit (duh).

A grand emolument con game or the RICO variety.

Trump the Con Man WP.jpg

Game his game if you’re quick enough and if you know shady stock market scumbags who know the targeted shorts. Trump and his cabal — his extended Reich — are playing the market like a fiddle. If you can, grab a banjo and play right along.

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Governor Brown Releases the Rangers

Oregon Governor Kate Brown had exactly enough minority Republicans stonewalling to prevent the state from trying to mediate Climate Change.

Republican Senators in Oregon are a minority, and can’t stop the body from passing laws to save the state and America from the ravages of Global Climate change.  To  have a vote the Senate must have a “quorum.”  That means that a required number of lawmakers must actually be at work for a vote to be valid.

11 Republicans figure if they just don’t show up for work a vote can’t happen.  So, they’re breaking the Law by, you guessed it, obstructing justice.  In contempt of court, even.  And the Governor is having none of it.  She’s sent the State Police to arrest the elected fugitives and bring them back to the capitol.

It has been reported that at least one of the fugitive Senators has threatened the State Police, letting them know that if they come for him, “they should be single and well armed.”

In other words, ‘don’t send police with wives and children I’ll have to make fatherless.’

Oregon Live  –>  https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2019/06/oregon-republican-senator-issues-threat-to-state-troopers.html

This is how gangsters and terrorists talk, for chrissake!  And, since the subject of gangsters and terrorists has come up Gangsters and terrorists:  Now, armed anti-government militias have vowed publicly to take up arms against the state police to “protect” the fugitive Senators.

Think Progress  –>  https://thinkprogress.org/anti-government-militia-oregon-republican-lawmaker-brian-boquist-police-e2cbce94e8ef/

A little bit of Op-Ed:

All this, because the multi-billions at stake to BIG OIL have the Republican Party ‘owned’ from floor to ceiling.  No legislation shall ever even be brought to the floor in the United States if it could in any way hurt the bottom line of EXXON/SHELL/BP/ETC.  What is happening in Oregon right now is a production brought to you by BIGOIL.

WE ALL DROWN IN BIG OIL WITH LUCA D'URBINO WP

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Donnie And His Cartoonish Clip-on Tie Gallery

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Trump’s D-Day Performance a Distraction from THIS

Trump Protests London State Visit WP

Trump had nice speeches written for him  today.  His publicity team, at least, has their collective head screwed don straight.  Donald read them well-enough.  They were cringe-worthy, as the draft-dodging foreign enemy mole agent he is does not believe one word of what he said.

Today was meant to deflect this story from your gaze.  Did it work?

Remember that individual 1’s reaction to the protests that mocked him was very reminiscent of his bullshitting about the aftermath of the 9-11 disaster as it unfolded. Not how he LIED about how he knew HUNDREDS of ppl killed as the towers fell:

Trump’s long history of lying about 9/11 and exploiting it for personal gain

Washington Post –> https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2018/09/11/trumps-long-history-of-lying-about-9-11-and-exploiting-it-for-personal-gain/

No, this time, it’s more like the time he bullshit everyone about seeing thousands of “Arabs” cheering in raucous celebration of the carnage.

Donald Trump’s Press Conference With Theresa May Would Not Be Complete Without an Assault on Truth

Esquire –> https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27718993/donald-trump-press-conference-theresa-may-thousands-protesters/

Fat Donnie is as we all know by now, a lying piece of human garbage. It s painful to come to grip with the undeniable fact that all of us humankind complicit in being hateful and naive enough to fall for his cons. It’s ALL so disappointing.

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D-Day Remembered

D-Day WP

A lot of really good men fell on this day to preserve democracy for the United States and the World. Take a moment of silence to bow your head in reverence to each of them.

French beaches at dawn set scene for solemn D-Day observance

Associated Press –> https://www.apnews.com/6bb3385b75464a55918075144142440b

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Crapper Tweets at Royal State Tea

Trump State Visit Lunch WP PREVIEW

Sources say that multiple agents provocateur have been hard at work getting this statue in the sights of #Individual1 on his state visit to London.

Giant robot Trump tweeting on toilet while shouting ‘I’m a very stable genius’ shipped to UK for protests

Independent  –>  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/robot-trump-toilet-state-visit-london-uk-protest-baby-balloon-a8916391.html

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Pro-Women Pro-Choice

Pro Woman Pro Choice WP

Support Women’s Health.

Donate to Planned Parenthood

www.plannedparenthood.org

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Rosenstein: Republicans are Democrat Partisans

Rosen Comey WP Preview

Trump stacked “his” FBI with Republicans.

He set up the Special Counsel that was to investigate his RICO / Traitor BS with all Republicans.

Then, he delusionally calls them all Democrats when they wouldn’t do what the wannabe mob boss says and find him innocent of all the shit he’s been found guilty of doing.

We all know that James Comey was the consummate Republican. He was the asshole that threw out the “Hillary emails found showing she’s a WITCH” red meat right before the election that may very well have thrown the presidential election to trump.

But, Rosenstein is now repeating angry trump-tweet BS, throwing himself under the bus by trashing his reputation just to stroke trump’s little shaft. Rosenstein claims now that Comey is a “Democrat partisan pundit.”

Rod Rosenstein calls James Comey a ‘partisan democrat pundit’

NBC –> https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/rod-rosenstein-calls-james-comey-partisan-pundit-n1005241

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Fake President Gutting Entire Industries

TRUMP TEK FUK WP

Trump is a liar. A Con man. A bankrupt grifter.

As surreal and ridiculous as it is, this half-witted and treasonous piece of garbage has ultimate control of our economy. His predictable malpractice is only eclipsed by his outright ownership by Vladimir Putin. Irrespective of why trump is marching America’s economy off a cliff, he most certainly is.

His suicidal Tariff War with China is hurting millions of Americans. Farmers are in a world of hurt. Consumers of all stripes. Stories will see daylight over the coming weeks of entire industries crushed by the illegitimate emperor’s executive malpractice. One that may be one of the first to go may be America’s global-leading tech industry.

I won’t go into it here, because Alyssa Newcomb went into it brilliantly at NBC News:

It’s not just iPhones. More tariffs a ‘gut punch’ to U.S. tech sector

NBC –> https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/it-s-not-just-iphones-more-tariffs-could-be-gut-n1005576

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Better Chance Surviving a HOT War Zone

Deadly Year for Kids WP PREVIEW

A couple years back, I’d have said this was because Red States and Republicans had made it so. That THEY are solely to blame for this.

Now, it’s White Nationalists and Neo-Nazis taken over the “Grand Old Party.”  Under their leadership, Americans are the enemy of our own leaders.  They are actively exterminating our children.

Our beloved country is at war with her own citizens.

2018 has been deadlier for schoolchildren than deployed service members

Washington Post –> https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/05/18/2018-has-been-deadlier-for-schoolchildren-than-service-members/

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Republicans (GOP) F.A.I.L. (Again)

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Trump is an illegitimate Fascist American autocratic douchenozzle.

BUT, the Republican Party (GOP) has been a rancid pool of Fascist amoebic pond scum. This much has been known (and fought against by the DNC-Democrats) since the early 1980’s).

Only difference now is that they’ve hired a Fascist clown mascot to mount a clown horse to pretend-lead them into an ages-old battle.

Trump Napoleon WP

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Another Lie from Trump’s Media Cow

 

Black and Blue Wave 2020 WP
Trump and everyone operating as one of his cowardly drones are lying pieces of steaming horse crap.

Here, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is caught lying about how Black Americans fared in job creation under President Obama compared to her Russian puppet-clown, Donald Trump.

According to the liar-cow, POTUS Obama created 195,000 jobs.

But, according to REALITY, as recorded by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistic, Obama hooked brothas up with 15 times more than her BS claim.  Don’t bother doing the math figuring out how many jobs that is.  Magnana Mouse has you covered:

Liar Sarah Sanders Jobs Statistics

President Barack Obama created 3 million jobs for Black Americans.  He didn’t need to fund it with a  $2 Trillion giveaway to some corporate overlords.  The kind of giveaway that just bankrupted EVERY American.  Obama created 3 million jobs as he rescued America from the housing / banking crisis.  Remember that near great depression in 2008 when America came close to drowning?  The one dumped on America by the GREED and IRRESPONSIBILITY of the Republican Party and their corporate masters?

Yeah, that one.

Obama was able to make happen a bona fide miracle because he actually cares about America and American families.

SIDEBAR: Are you mad that Sanders was called a “cow” in the title. Well, let it be known that this would have been titled: “More BS from Trump’s Media Heifer.” But, turns out Sarah has birthed three young (heaven help them, my dear God). Heifers haven’t bred. Sarah Sanders is a COW.  And, be not the mad.  She’s not a “cow” because fat shaming.  She is morbidly obese.  That’s no secret.  She’s a cow because she’s trump’s pathetic livestock.  You know?  Like sheep?  She’s a cow.  Trump’s lying bigot cow.

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Democratic Primary Poster

 

Democrats Primary Poster - Biden WP

We have the original artist under contract for this one.  We loves us some Uncle Joe at the Mouse.  How could you not look to President Obama’s partner through the last great years of the U.S. Presidency and not feel pride and hope?

Oh, yes, we feel it.

But there’s a good chance this will be one in a series of all (most) of the pack’s steeds.  This is to be a poster series featuring a lot of the excellent field of 2020 Democratic primary contestants.

After today’s awesome Senate Barr grilling on the Judiciary spit, I think I’ll order up one with Kamala for the sequel poster.  How’s that sound?  Just keep your eyes peeled and on the Mouse!

EDIT 1 –  The 1st edit was supposed to be a Kamala Harris version.  But, the original needed an update.  The Biden profile just didn’t sit right.  So, here’s one that does.

Democrats Primary Poster - Biden WP PREVIEW (2)

EDIT 2 – Kamala Harris.  In honor of the BOSS performance in the Senate Bass hearing.

Kamala Democrat Poster WP

 

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Trump is a BioTerrorist

Stop Trump Bioterrorist NOW WP PREVIEW

Individual 1 is a BIO-TERRORIST. The sickest part about that sentence is that our illegitimate President is the traitorous POS who launched the deadly bioterrorism attack. And, pathetically, he launched it against his own base.

What the literal EFF?

Yeah, Individual 1 has launched a syphilis epidemic upon rural red state regions right here in the U.S.. As if decent Americans needed another reason to never smash with rednecks and other white nationalist Trumpie-types.

Salon –> https://www.salon.com/2019/04/24/as-syphilis-invades-rural-america-a-fraying-health-safety-net-is-failing-to-stop-it_partner/

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Biden, Now, With Friggin Laser Beams!

Avengers Biden WP

Go with it.

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He Names like a 4th Grade Bully. You Can Do Better.

Trump Douchebag Nickname Contest WP

The image above is a screen-grab of an article from my news feed.  NBC is click-baiting a click-bait article grunting off Individual 1’s pathetic, PROJECTIVE (psychological projection at Wikipedia) nickname he has for his betters vying to unseat his obese, orange ass from his perch with Putin and McConnell.

Well, who cares what a geriatric orange pimple says about those out of his shameful caste’s reach?  The question to ask yourself is:

“WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR OUR MORON PRETEND KING?”

Please light up the comment section with your favs.  Winners will be chosen.  Oh yes, they will.  And, they will all be shoved right that bigoted scumbag’s stretched-out sphincter.

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Biden Cock-punches the Pussy Grabber

However it gets done, get’r done, uncle Joe!

You promised us you would take this Nazi POS out behind the shed and beat the crap out of him.

We’ll crowd-source your legal fees, if there are any.

Oh, big-ups to Trev’s guys at the Daily Show for the vid bit.  These guys deserve an Emmy.

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His Brain Malfunction is No Defense to His Crimes

Trump Born Retarded WP PREVIEW

It seems to be true.  Enough.  If FOX New said it, it must be fair and balanced, righttil?

I don’t know what would be harder for Trump Deplorable-types to accept, that their Autocrat daddy was born with a tilting machine, or if there were stroke / dementia / Alzheimers truths that none of us got to hear about.

When the fake / paid off / incompetent doctors were reading his prepared script reports on his health.  But, it is something.  Take his desperate tweet today about his impeachment path forward:

Trump Tweet 2019 04 24

Poor old jelly-brained eegit.  He got some of it right.  It’s all about the High Crimes and Misdemeanors.  He thinks, in his jumbled and dried out little brain that a POTUS can’t be impeached if there aren’t any convictions for his “Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.”

He thought he got us, since he couldn’t possibly be convicted or even tried for his Treason, Bribery, an other “High Crimes and Misdemeanors.”

But, dumbass that he is, Individual 1 never learned about how our framers — those “Founding Fathers,” based the text of the U.S. Constitution on pre-revolutionary English law.  “High Crimes and Misdemeanors” didn’t refer just to criminal activity.

Whoops.

To the Founding Fathers, “High Crimes and Misdemeanors” referred to a variety of official misconducts, which included something Individual 1 is well known for: “maladministration.”  Something that didn’t then or now carry criminal consequence.

It was expected then and it is expected now that the U.S. House investigate these offenses and deal with them accordingly.  Then, once the garbage is thrown out, the courts are allowed to administer the criminal proceedings.

That is the path that mobster Presidents take to their suite in SuperMax facilities.

 

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Magnana Mouse Music News – Pete n Rach

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Trump Angry His Autocracy Threatened

Donald was told by his paramedics and the WH cleaning staff that he couldn’t have any more burgers in bed.  Not until they could find exterminators who could get rid of the roach infestation.

Individual 1 thought about it and just knew the cows had to be taught a lesson.  So he ordered the Army to carpet bomb every cattle ranch in the Midwest.  For desert, he  announced a trillion dollar tariff on all “foreigny beef importers.”

Trump No Cloths Again WP PREVIEW

Dishes are done, man.

Well, satirically an metaphorically speaking.

The real story of the mindless idiocy and hate we elected to destroy Western Civilization is a little darker.  Donald has been making America complicit in Saudi Arabia’s genocide in Yemen since signing his contract with Putin to run us into the ground.  The DEMOCRATIC House passed a resolution invoking the War Powers Act to get us TFO of Yemen NOW.

So, Trump OF COURSE vetoes it.

And, of course, even with a clear majority, there are not enough Republicans with BALLS enough to help Democrats override his Fascist, Axis military masturbation.

Washington Post  –>  https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-vetoes-resolution-to-end-us-participation-in-yemens-civil-war/2019/04/16/0fabc312-60a1-11e9-bfad-36a7eb36cb60_story.html

The faux-emperor with no clothes said to reporters that he did this to stop an “unnecessary, dangerous attempt to weaken my empirical right to do anything I damn well want, so quit bitching before I throw your ass in a kennel with the other illegals.”

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Is FOX the Stopped-Up Toilet or the Ass Dumping Into Toilet-YOU?

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FOX News is a backed up toilet at its best. But, as a good book says, “everybody poops.”

While 67% of people parked in front of this idiot-box of hate and stank, that leaves a full third who are Democrats or who “lean independent,” as NBC News points out:

NBC NEWS  –>  https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/fox-news-bernie-sanders-value-discomfort-ncna994976

That is, lemme see … millions of people.  So, Democrats (and left-wing independents trying to use the Democratic Party to sneak into the Oval Office) should continue to accept invitations to appear on the White Nationalist Network to expose them to plungers and disinfectant.

Not FOX News Democratic Debaate WP Preview.jpg

That said, this doesn’t mean that the Democratic National Committee should change their mind about letting the White Nationalist Network sponsor and host a Democratic Primary Debate.  While wise to appear on their network, allowing the Murdoch Right Wing propaganda network to profit off a Democratic inter-party electoral process is not acceptable.Of Course Democrats Shouldn’t Let Fox News Host a Primary Debate

Of Course Democrats Shouldn’t Let Fox News Host a Primary Debate

NY Mag Intelligencer  –>  http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/03/dnc-wont-let-fox-news-host-2020-democratic-primary-debate.html

They will get to host a debate in the General.  They don’t get to have any kind of direct say in the candidate we choose to oust their autocrat.

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Magnana Mouse Music News — Omar, Clinton, and Game of Thrones

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Magnana Mouse Music News — Mirror in the White House

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Magnana Mouse Music News – Military Cages

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Magnana Mouse Music News – King of Bad

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Magnana Mouse Music News Television 2018-04-11

April 11th’s Magnana Mouse Music News Television.  Julian Assange got thrown out of an Embassy and swept up by London fuzz.  And on and on. Enjoy vibing while absorbing today’s headlines and  Cable news bylines.  This one is mostly (all) from MSNB.  I know you don’t got’s a problem widat.

The music  is courtesy Nathan Anderson and Pink.  Kaleo’s Way Down We Go, and Led Zeppelin’s Babe I’m Gonna Leave You.

Feast:

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Sorry, Donald, We See You Really Care

Trump is so misunderstood.  Old boy just doesn’t want all y’all snowflake libs to go out and get yourselves dead, is all.

Save the birds!

And, the golf course coastal views of his club members!

Windmil Cancer Awareness March For a Cure

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Dax’s Magnana Musial Screen Grab News Menagerie – March 24th

D-Day in America, as Mueller’s Report is summarized by Billy Barr.  I could write for two hours about how disappointing this was and why.  How none of it is over and what we should all be doing now.  But for the moment, just kick back and watch news of it that you avoided so you could otherwise enjoy your Sunday.

The video below is a summary of all of it.  Kind of an MTV News kind of format.  Film screenwriter, Dax Snaer, collected a lot of screen grabs from Cable TV and wove a story from it over music.  Soak it in and enjoy.

If you need to get caught up on it from a golden news source, here is a New York Times article summing it all up:

Mueller Finds No Trump-Russia Conspiracy, but Stops Short of Exonerating President on Obstruction

New York TImes  –>  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/24/us/politics/mueller-report-summary.html

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Black? Your Vote May be Caged by the GOP

embracing one radical, half-baked socialist proposal after another. It’s really a sight to see.It’s called VOTER CAGING.  Heard of it?  You’re not supposed to have.

Voter Caging Black Man in a Birdcage

It says Jim Crow.  That’s not hyperbole.

What “Voter Caging” is is a racist act that the Republican Party still does, whereby they pick collections of registered voters to attempt to rip away their Constitutional right to vote away from them.

Wikipedia  –>  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voter_caging

How, you ask?  Well, they choose a bunch of people (millions of people) in places that minorities statistically live.  Knowing that they can target minorities by choosing less affluent areas, they send out NON-FORWARDABLE mail to the addresses that registered voters give.  Knowing that minorities are less affluent and have to move to new rental units.

Oftentimes, updating registration information is on the bottom of their survival list.

People will continue going to their polling location to vote, as they generally move to new digs close enough by, right?  Well, when the GOP doesn’t receive a reply to their mail, they wipe the voters from the rolls.  This happens to a lot of people.  It is one way old Jim Crow laws suppressed the minority vote.

It is how the new Jim Crow laws are doing the same thing again, thanks to Donald Trump’s white nationalist push.  And, to a continuation of our white nationalist GOP establishment This has got to stop NOW.  Your new Democratic House majority got on it lightning fast in HR.1 (the “For the People Act of 2019”).

Congress Dot Gov  –>  https://www.congress.gov/bill/116th-congress/house-bill/1/text

There’s a whole section of the bill that outlaws voter caging (which the SCOTUS has already found unconstitutional.  But, as usual, the GOP has no room for the Constitution’s quaint rules in their plan to outlaw all minorities once and for all.  Mitch McConnell has gone so far as to ridiculously re-name H.R. 1 “Democrat Politician Protection Act.”

“[The Democratic House majority is] embracing one radical, half-baked socialist proposal after another. It’s really a sight to see.” ~McConnell

MSNBC  –>  http://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/mcconnell-suggests-voting-rights-proposal-socialisthttp://www.msnbc.com/rachel-maddow-show/mcconnell-suggests-voting-rights-proposal-socialist

Go ahead and behold it in full at the Congress.com link provided above.  This egalitarian bill is very all-American.  The  type of bill that only Vladimir Putin and other anti-American garbage would oppose.  Call your representative — whether Democrat or Republican — and demand that this bill pass, and that the Senate override our illegitimate president’s sure-fire coward’s veto.

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Dax’s Magnana Musical Screen Grab News Menagerie

Dax Snaer is an accomplished film Screenwriter who also happens to be a political junkie.  Oh she also has the fortune (or misfortune) to share a partner’s desk with me.

I’m sure you know that authors sometimes get word / idea constipated.  Yeah it’s actually a thing.  One way for writers to bust through the block is to watch MSNBC and CNN news in the background. Let their minds bounce through and around this landscape as it bounces around the shadows in the back of their minds.

It does help when your genre is fed by the circus going on around you.  Hers does.

She doesn’t just leave it on in the background.  Dax takes screen grabs of the breakingest of the headlines.  Between breaks, etc., she’ll filter through them; organize; an scout for royalty-free music to weave them around.  She’s offered to provide Magnana Mouse with copies of them as they are rendered.

I have offered to upload them and publish them in the magazine.  The setup was approved, and I’d like to unveil Season 1 Episode  1 of Dax’s Magnana Musial Screen Grab News Menagerie:

Eventually, we’ll have her a staff of ppl scouring the cable news universe for grabs from every news station and we’ll have this running 24 hours / day like an MTV CSPAN 🙂

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A Beto By Any Other Name

Beto Pledge WP

People have been invited by media to be born  into this Presidential cycle with a knowing of what makes Beto O’Rourke tick, tock, and hum along.

NBC NEWS  –>  https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/10-things-about-beto-o-rourke-n983351

The credentials of his very political idealism have been attacked since his days on the El Paso, Texas city council.  When the truth about his convictions prove naysayers petty and wrong (which has also been going on since his days on the El Paso, Texas city council), his opponents have stooped to attacking his name.  They have crassly and continuously accused him of being a white good old boy appropriating a Mexican name to somehow fool Latinos into voting for him in 2020.

Barring any actual legitimate criticisms or non-existent scandal to boil down his reputation in, O’Rourke’s opponents have stooped to reaching for the electoral mob’s basest nature.  They tempt the public to perseverate in a hurtful and false narrative of Beto’s origin story.

Beto was Christened “Robert O’Rourke.”  After his grandpa, Robert.  To distinguish him from the family patriarch, the family called young Robert “Beto.”

Why Beto?  Beto is a common abbreviation for Robert — Roberto — in Spanish.

Beto signed his name as it appears on his birth certificate in places where the rules and tradition prompted him to.  But, everyone in Beto’s life knew and know Beto as “Beto.”  To illustrate this, Beto tweeted a photo.  A group-shot of him with his grade school classmates.  In it, Beto was wearing a sweater that his grandmother embroidered for him with his name:

Baby Beto WP PREVIEW

Image from a Beto tweet. Link below.

Twitter  –>  https://twitter.com/BetoORourke/status/971467245477081092/

Now, there is a lot more to do in the process of committing ourselves to the candidate best able to topple Individual 1 — our orange, autocratic pretender in the White House.  Each of us are supposed to vet every candidate in our urgent resistance to falling into the abyss.  Some in the PR and Media sphere have questioned O’Rourke’s progressive — and even his Democratic credentials.

That would be a fairer rabbit hole to venture into.  Not irrelevant, shiny object swiftboat narratives about his name.  But, more on that a bit later . . .

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Trump NY Sewer-Rat Brownshirt Brigade Strikes at Dangerous Gangsta RBG

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So, some Trumpie white nationalist neo-Nazi confederate clowns went on their own version of their heroes’ “Kristallnacht.”  These brave halfwits pulled out their best sharpie markers and drew swastikas and “Die Jew Bitch” on the Justice’s book promotional posters for “Unstoppable.”

New York Times  –>  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/03/14/nyregion/ruth-bader-ginsburg-poster-swastika.html

See, now people will DEFINITELY not know the book or the movie made from it even exist.  Neo-Nazis are always thinkin’, huh?  Oh yeah, buy the book:

Barnes an Noble  –>  https://www.barnesandnoble.com/w/the-unstoppable-ruth-bader-ginsburg-antonia-felix/1128573720#/

And, once you’re an expert on RBG, don’t dare miss the film created about her life and times.

RBG On the Basis of Sex STILL

On the Basis of Sex  –>  http://focusfeatures.com/on-the-basis-of-sex

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The Sun is Setting on our White Nationalist Fuhrer [VID]

It will get better. It always does. Like the tides the moon brings, the waters always flow back out to sea. The villain always loses in every end and that’s not going to change for one loudmouthed halfwit. Individual 1’s time representing a world he doesn’t rightfully deserve to even deserve to share in draws to a close.  His journey to his final pages promises to be a fittingly chaotic one.  Traitors don’t fare well in the wild without the shield of a Secret Service he’s attempted to turn into his very own “Republican Guard.”

And, yes, it was intended as a double entendre 🙂

Imagining Baby-hands lying in his bed, alone, inhaling a handful of White Castle burgers while fondling himself with his other hand is pretty much the norm for Americans, at this point in his pathetic tenure.  Now, a thought bubble over his head appears with Individual 1 fantasizing the late Saddam.  A bubble with our clothes-less emperor seeing the Secret Servicemen around him in Iraqi strongman special force thug uniform, defending his golden throne.

He will fall, this illegitimate thug of a “leader.”  Be patient.

Stay true to American ideals and values

Work harder than they could ever imagine.

Vote. 

Help your friends an neighbors vote.

America will blow this stank black cloud from over our heads and the sun will again shine.   From sea to shining sea.

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Our Only Friend, the End

It’s coming.  This ridiculously keystone Russian puppet President is not long a free man.

And, no, that’s not Frank Sinatra you hear crooning at the end of the video, believe it or not.  That’s the Sir Douglas Quintet.  Doug Sahm, Augie Meyers, Jim Stallings, and Martin Fierro in the band they formed in 1954 in San Antonio, Texas.

Wikipedia  –>  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sir_Douglas_Quintet

Props to Evan Wise and Charles Divak who are the Circus’ film editors that placed it.  Give them credit due for their work on this Showtime original.  That said, we’ve heard that the song came straight from the Circus’ host, Mark McKinnon’s playlist.  He thunder-bumps screws loose in the cameras that follow him around  filming the show.  He’s been itching to use it for months.

The more you know . . .

The More You Know

 

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Another Trump Attorney Flips on Him

Ty Cobb — the guy who looks almost as ridiculous as Trump’s hippie doctor — has praised the special counsel who is coming for trump heads

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Bernie STILL Hates Liberal Democrats

Sanders HATES LIBS like TRUMP DOES

This little man has no business seeking the Democratic nomination to represent their party in the 2020 Presidential primary.  As a Senator representing Vermont, sure.  He whips into the vote on DEMOCRATICALLY-SPONSORED BILLS.

We welcome him to vote our (and thus, his) way.

But, to let him speak for Democrats after more than a quarter-century of loudly damning the union he seeks a coup-tastic power grab from is just NOT going to be allowed happen.

Yet again.  You’d figure a smart guy like him would learn something about how stupid he’s looking.

Bernie Sanders Is Not the Left

New Republic –> https://newrepublic.com/article/149378/bernie-sanders-not-left

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