Ball of Confusion – 2020

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In January, Australia caught on fire.

No clue if that fire was put out, because we straight up almost went to war with Iran.

We might actually still be almost at war with them. No clue, ‘cos Jen Aniston and Brad Pitt spoke to one another at an awards show and everyone flipped the f#k out.

But then there was thing goin’ down in China . . .

Then Prince Harry and Megan  got TF out of the Royal family.

Then there was the whole impeachment trial . . .

Then COVID showed up in the U S “officially.

But then Kobe died.

Kobe Mambqa Forever WP Preview

And the UK got TF out of the European Union.

In February, Iowa crapped itself with the caucus results and the president was acquitted and the Speaker of the House took ten years to rip up a speech, but then WHO decided to give this virus a name COVID-19, which confused some really important people in charge of, like, our lives, into thinking there were 18 other versions before it, but then Harvey Weinstein was found guilty, and Americans started asking if Corona beer was safe to drink, and everyone on Facebook became a doctor who just knew the flu like killed way more people than COVID 1 through 18.

Covid Corona WP Preview

*phew*

Then, in March, s#it really hit the fan.

Warren dropped out of the presidential race and Sanders was like Bernie or bust, but then Italy shut its whole behind down, and then COVID Not 1 through 18 officially become what everyone already realized — a PANDEMIC — and then a nationwide state of emergency was declared in the good ol’ U.S. of A.

But, of course, that didn’t really change anything, so everyone was confused or thought it was still just a flu.

But then COVID-not 18 was like ya’ll not taking me seriously? I’m gonna infect the one celebrity everyone loves and totally infected Tom Hanks.

But, not sure if he pulled through, to be honest, ‘cos the DOW took a 1,400 point crap on itself, but to be honest, most of us still don’t understand why the stock market is so important or even a thing,

Corona Crash WP Preview

but it didn’t really matter, anyway, ‘cos we were all introduced to Tiger King.

And, then Netflix was like you’re welcome. 

But, then we all realized there was no way we were washing our hands enough in the first place because all of our hands are now dry and gross.

In April, Bernie finally busted himself out of the presidential race, but then NYC became the set of The Walking Dead and we learned that no one has face masks, ventilators, or toilet paper, or FREAKING PINE SOL.

But then, Kim Jong-Un died. And,  uh oh, he came back to life.

Kim Jong Un Dead Undead WP Previes

Or did he?  Who knows, because then the Pentagon released videos of UFOs and nobody cared, and we were like man, it’s only April….

In May, the biblical end times kicked off historical locust swarms and then we learned about murder hornets and realized that 2020 was the start of the Hunger Games but people forgot to let us know.  Oh,  then people for frigging real protested lockdown measures with AR-15s, and then sports events were cancelled everywhere.

But then people all over America finally reached a breaking point with race issues and violence. There were protests in every city, but then people forgot about the pandemic called COVID PLAGUE. Media struggled with how to focus on two important things at once.

Oh dammit.  Just when we figured that out, a dead whale was found in the middle of the Amazon rain forest after monkeys stole COVID 1 Through 19 from a lab and ran off with them, and either in May or April (no one is keeping track of time now) that a giant asteroid narrowly missed Earth.

In June, science and common sense just got thrown straight out the window and somehow wearing masks became a political thing.

Wait, wut?

Partisan Maskery WP Preview

Yeah, something like that.

But, then a whole lot of people realized the South was actually the most unpatriotic thing ever and actually lost the freakin’ Civil War, and there are a large amount of people who feel that statues they don’t even know the name of are needed for . . . so they could all stay history-smart?

But, then everyone sort of remembered there was a pandemic, but then decided that not wearing a mask was somehow a God-given right (still haven’t found that part in the bible or even in the constitution).

But, then scientists announced they found a mysterious undiscovered mass at the center of the earth, and everyone was like:

DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH IT

But, then everyone took a pause to realize that people actually believed Gone With The Wind was like non-fiction.

 

Wind with the Cops GONE WP Prewview

ut then it was also announced that there is a strange radio signal coming from somewhere in the universe that repeats itself every so many days, and everyone was like:

DON’T YOU DARE TRY TALKING TO IT

But. then America reopened from the shutdown that actually wasn’t even a shutdown, and so far, things have gone SPECTACULARLY F#CKED.  America has joined Russia and Brazil on the list of countries banned from entry into the EU.  Hell, only 4 percent of Canadians want us allowed over their border.

So, everyone is on Facebook arguing that masks kill because no one knows how breathing works.  But, then Florida was like hold my beer and let me show you how we’re number one in everything, including CORONA PLAGUE INFECTION AND DEATHS. Trump decides now is a perfect time to ask the Supreme Court to burn ObamaCare because what better time to do in the middle of a  DEADLY PLAGUE, but then we find out that President Mayhem has known about Russia paying the Taliban $100,000 per head of every U.S. soldier they can murder in Afghanistan.

TRUMP - PUTIN ASSASSIN BOUNTY WP PREVIEW

But, no worries, Trump isn’t doing anything to stop or punish them for it.

Then, we learned there is a massive dust cloud coming straight at us from the Sahara Desert, which is totally normal, but this is 2020, so the ghost mummy thing is most likely in that blowing over in it.

It all seems insane, so why not wrap it up with a happy midseason happy ending?  It seems that the Congo’s worst ever Ebola outbreak is  finally over, and we were all like, there was an Ebola outbreak that was the worst ever?

And, today is what?  Day 184, exactly half way through this banner year?

Oy freakin’ vey.

Also, why didn’t I know about

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California is This Close to Total Lockdown II

Sunny California.

The Golden land of hard work, hopes, and drams.

They and all of America are so F#CKED because of this plague.

We all know Arizona and Florida are  dangling off an existential cliff, too, but Los Angeles, y’all.  If California goes, so goes Hollywood and the hope for the world.  Because trump — inbred FOOL that he its — conned his half-witted followers that masks actually  cause  the “hoax coronavirus” or something like that.  Now a county just outside of California metros Los Angeles and San Diego is facing an emergency lockdown because they have predictably become one of the nation’s most virulent hot spots.

Imperial Country WP Precview

“Imperial County, Newsom work this weekend to take ‘additional steps’ against COVID-19”
The Desert Sun (June 26th) https://www.desertsun.com/story/news/health/2020/06/26/newsom-urges-imperial-county-reinstate-stay-home-order/3266188001/

California opened up for business.  ‘Cos 5th largest economy in the world.  Western civilization depends on California, no doubt.

“These are the California businesses that can reopen, and these are the rules”
L.A. Times (May 8th)
https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2020-05-08/these-are-the-california-businesses-that-can-reopen-and-these-are-the-rules

Governor Newsom had the best of intentions.  His peeps were stir-crazy, having been locked down for 3 months.  They needed RELEASE.  If Gavin didn’t give it up, there would have been outright revolt.  California, like any predominately liberal place in America,  isn’t free from the mirror ilk of people who fuel the racist and shamefully-dumb right.  There are just fewer of ’em.

Mix in absolutely everyone’s pent up need for getting their party on, and  they just proved that as a people, they were definitely more restless than remotely smart.  They have learned since “getting back on the road again” that for as much as Blue- staters talk about being better than all those deplorable inbred rednecks in Trumplandia theye’re no smarter by a longshot.

The good people of California just showed the rest of America and the world that while we Golden-staters are  definitely tan, pretty, and more woke than most Yanks, they’re not nearly uniquely American.  Like their poorly educated ilk all across the land, California is full of entitled people drunk on their “God-given rights” with no room left over for responsibility and greater good.   They’ve shown the wold that the days when American exceptionalism meant something are sadly over.

The myth of American Exceptionalism persists, but is becoming a punchline.  Here, the joke is the U.S. presidential administration’s handling of the corona virus epidemic.  While the rest of the civilized world beats the plague back, from their own shores, America, Russia, and Brazil coalesce  into an Axis of diseased shame and stupidity.

America Russia Brazil Covid Pariahs

“First Thing: Covid-19 has made the US a ‘pariah nation’ “
The Guardian (June 25th)
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/jun/26/first-thing-covid-19-has-made-the-us-a-pariah-nation

No-fly lists?  Remember when trump was vindictively putting countries he didn’t favor for whatever racist reason on them?  Well, now the U.S. is on the EU’s no-fly-list for actual good reason.

Sigh

So, now we can’t go infecting Europe on “idiot American” vacation sprees.  LOL, as if any of us who any of us give half a s#it about could afford to, now, anyway.  We’re all stuck here in a trump economy without jobs or hopes for getting them.

The cherry on the s#it cream sundae is that if we don’t come together as a nation and turn it all around immediately, we’re going to die without a roof over our head.  Forget hopes for enjoying any kind of pleasure cruises cross pond.  We’ll all be lucky to have a place to lay our heads as we succumb to the plague.

Millions of Americans will be facing eviction if trump doesn’t forgive months of rent of the  renters and mortgages for the rich property owners  who rent it all out.

Forgive our Rent WP Preview

 “A Housing ‘Apocalypse’ is Coming as Coronavirus Protections Across the Country Expire”
CNBC (June 10th)
https://www.cnbc.com/2020/06/10/how-to-prevent-the-coming-coronavirus-tsunami-of-evictions.html

So, get off your  rear NOW and add RENT FORGIVENESS and MORE STIMULUS to POLICE REFORM.

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Be an Angry American

Angry Americans Ep63 WP

This quote from Paul Rieckhoff’s  latest episode of his  Earth-shattering podcast, “Angry Americans” is a show in and of itself.  But, Episode 63 is filled with 3 hours and 9 minutes of electricity.

  • A bodacious Wayne Smith interview.
  • The Funeral of George Floyd.
  • “Defund The Police” vs “Reform the Police”
  • COVID-19 Hits the DC National Guard
  • Secretary of Defense Yesper Almost Gets Fired
  • General Milley Apologizes
  • COPS Gets Cancelled
  • Trump Yanks Troops Out of Germany
  • Our Enemies Are Celebrating
  • And, Banksy is right.

Like I said above, this vid is a teaser-traier of the full Episode 63 podcast, but get a taste to let you know it’s worth 3 hours of your time.  It definitely is.

Now, for the full episode.  While you’re there, subscribe to the podcast for FREE and look forward to each new episode, wondering how in the HELL this guy doesn’t have a show on MSNBC (my guess is that he uses way too many music clips and the TV royalty fees would make it too expensive.)

Angry Americans: Ep 63

https://www.angryamericans.us/episode-63-wayne-smith-the-funeral-of-george-floyd-covid-19-hits-the-dc-national-guard-sec-deaf-yesper-almost-gets-fired-general-milley-apologizes-cops-gets-cancelled-trump-yanks-troops-out-of-g//

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As Long as it’s Just THEM

Re-Open it NOW WP Preview

I know you were wondering how white confederates formerly known as “conservatives” are OK with “re-opening” the broader economy before science gives an OK.  Well, wonder no more.

It’s not “a coincidence that the reopen movement started after it became widely known that minorities, people of color, are much more vulnerable to the virus than white people. That gives your average conservative white person some reassurance that they are not at significant risk.”

As long as the people who are going to get sick and die from your selfish irresponsibility are black and brown “others,” it’s OK to open the floodgates to a “second wave” of Covid-19 epidemic on the U.S..

As long as the “others” are the blacks they don’t give 2 s#its about being murdered indiscriminately by “bad apple” racist police officers, they’re fine with it.  These precious snowflake white bigots can handle a 2-9 percent fatality rate.

“Meh.  They won’t be voting if they’re dead.  One stone, 2 birds, right?” ~Your Local Trump SS

https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2020/4/21/1939137/-The-other-reason-conservatives-want-to-reopen-states

GOTV this November.  Like your life depends on it.  Between “bad apple” racist police; slave-labor wages; indiscriminate imprisonment; and medieval healthcare MIS-treatment aside from the rolling corona virus tragedy. This time, it really does.

Black and Blue Wave 2020

 

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Busted?

In 2016, Bernie Sanders lost the Democratic primary.  He pledged his support for the party’s nominee, Hillary Rodham Clinton.  Unfortunately for America, his supporters didn’t follow his lead.  As a result, a lot of young liberal votes went to the Green or other 3rd party protest candidates.  Many — disgusted their revolutionary leader was no more, actually cast for Trump.

To them, “Donald Trump.  Hillary Clinton.  What’s the difference? ”

Well, we’ve had 3 1/2 years to show just how stark a contrast was possible.

Now, the primary struggle is between President Obama’s VP and Bernie, with what is looking like another heartbreaking loss for Bernie.

Biden Bernie Battle FIN

And, yet again, Sanders pledges to support the winner, should it not be him.  Surely this time, the “Bernie Bros” wouldn’t risk assuring Donald trump another 4 years in office by taking their balls and just going home, right?

You’d think.  But sample people at Sanders rallies, and maybe not so much.

Now, not all Bernie Sanders supporters are this suicidal.  Most are drawn to him because he promises a big game.  He inspires and has answers to their biggest fears.  (no matter how unlikely they will be able to ever come to pass).  But, it’s important to understand why many of these soldiers are still beating war drums.

Sanders’ chief of staff, Jeff Weaver, has built Bernie’s base by emulating the Tea Party’s moves.  By operating the same playbook that trump and most other republicans use:  He strips away his opponent’s humanity and makes them “ENEMY.”

Weaver teaches that you must eviscerate the ENEMY.  There is no coming together.  No compromise.   It is BERN OR BUST.  Many libertarian young republicans long ago moled into the Weaver / Bernie camp and spread this kamikaze theology.  And, it stuck.  We all like to think that since the only real alternative this election will be trump, every liberal American — any followers of Bernie —  would lay down their inner-party arms and stand with the Democratic candidate.

Right?  I mean, if trump is allowed another 4 years in power, all the things that Sanders rallied his troops to support are deader than dead.  The environment they so critically want to save?  Kiss our planet goodbye. And, yet, even with the world about to be set aflame, Bernie’s base may just be satisfied burning along with it.

It really makes you wonder if a significant number of the “Berners’ morality was never more than an elaborate con.  A  zero sum game meant to do nothing but destroy the Democratic party and its platform.

Just a means to a Socialist end.  Hopefully, this time around will see Bernie coming out STRONG for the Democratic nominee squaring off with trump.  Hopefully, he’ll denouncing the rabid Bern-or-Busters once and for all.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Who Are We Now, Exactly?

Trump Caged Children Murders Legacy WP Supplemental

This isn’t breaking news.  It broke months ago.  But, the horrific and unjustified pain that it caused is as fresh as if it had just happened.

Mother whose toddler died after Ice detention speaks out in emotional testimony

The Guardian  –> https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/jul/10/house-hearing-migrant-children-detention-facilities

Trump’s Nazi-esqe concentration camp cruelty and its Satanic effects on our nation’s very soul has pretty much set in concrete.

An America any of us can have pride in has left the building.

An America we would send our own children to so they may live better lives — have greater opportunity for financial and spiritual growth has sputtered and suffocates in a filthy trump latrine.

Trump Caged Children Murders Legacy

We can turn this around.

Our souls and the soul of America can be redeemed.

We must repudiate  Donald Trump.  He is not a Republican.

The half-witted con artist is just technically an American.  We must — every one of us — Republicans; Democrats; the fiercely independent — unite around the resistance to this Russian agent in our midst. That resistance — and the only hope for America not to forever lose its claim to being a Democratic union of free people can come from only one place.  We will be led out of the valley of the shadow of death by whomever the Democratic party votes to lead them out of the Primary.

E V E R Y O N E  must commit fully to voting for whomever this person turns out to be.

Vote Blue No Matter Who GOTV

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Google Hearts USPS

This is silly, but it’s true.  I had to do a little research  on a specific postal union yesterday.  I typed one letter of USPS into my magic search bar, and it read my mind.

U Google Search USPS

It chose God Bless the United Postal Service before UPS.

It even chose UCLA before UPS.

There is hope.

 

 

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The Logic Behind Trump’s Turkey-love

Everything with Trump boils down to his white nationalist Nazi fantasies.

Really.

Take Turkey.  Did you know that they signed a pact with the 3rd Reich in 1941?

Nazis and Turks 1941 WP Preview.jpg

U.S. National Archives  –>  https://www.archives.gov/research/holocaust/finding-aid/civilian/rg-84-turkey.html

Why did Hitler marry instead of just enjoying the random illicit hookup?  It’s all ’bout the benjamins, of course.  The Nazis used Turkey as an “offshore account.”  According to the national archives above:

The Germans had substantial economic interests in Turkey. There were two Germans banks in Turkey, the Deutsche Bank, Istanbul, and the Deutsche Orient Bank. Six German insurance companies had branches in Turkey. More than 60 German-controlled firms were engaged in trade, transportation, and industry in Turkey. German firms were active in enterprises such as building materials, chemicals and pharmaceuticals, shipping, forwarding and transportation, machinery and electrical equipment, tobacco merchandising, commission agencies, importing, and exporting. There were German interests in at least 50 other firms in Turkey. 

Trump definitely isn’t plagiarizing again.  Of course not.  His douchey-evil is all original douchey-evil.  No way he’s actually trying to pretend he’s Hitler recreating the old Nazi / Turkey pact.  Nope.  None of our russian agent illegitimate president’s behavior would have anything to do with his giant “Trump Towers Istanbul” foray.

Ivanka Photo Resurfaces Showing Trump in Istanbul to Open New Luxury Towers

Newsweek  –>  https://www.newsweek.com/ivanka-trump-photo-resurfaces-showing-donald-trump-istanbul-turkey-erdogan-open-new-luxury-towers-1465240

Trump is trying to re-form the Allied / Axis framework in the world.  Only with the U.S. as the side-saddle to Putin running the neo-Axis powers.  This is all happening in real time.  No one is talking about the endless anti-American treason going on all around us from this Trump regime’s Reich.  We have a bona-fide autocratic mobster in our White House undoing 250 years of democratic institution right under our noses.

This can only end with a whole lot of criminals frying; hanging from ropes; or shot against prison walls for all of the world to watch.

 

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Comes and Goes Around

How much of our time was spent listening to morons spit vomit back into Papa Trump’s welcoming mouth about Hillary’s Emails.

‘Lock her up’ chant erupts at CPAC after Trump jokes about Russia, Clinton’s emails

The Hill  –>  https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/432324-lock-her-up-chants-erupt-at-cpac-after-trump-jokes-about-asking

And, of course.  Our mobster Russian agent President makes his daughter some kind of nepotistic vice chair of the corp.  She took  all the worst made-up fears that team Halfwit choked into them and blow them up tenfold.

The House subpoenaed all of both hers and Kushner’s work emails back in June.  Tick tock.  Still waiting.

Ivanka Trump and Jared Kusher to be ordered to hand over private emails and texts

Independent  ->  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-politics/trump-subpoena-ivanka-jared-kushner-vote-house-text-email-democrats-a9022246.html

If Elizabeth Warren wasn’t as classy as she is, she’d say “I have a chant for that.”

Lock He Up 02 a

Lock He Up 3

Lock He Up 4 B

 

 

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Getcha Gotta Go

Being constantly asked for campaign contributions gets tired.  Usually after the 5,000th email, or thereabouts. You should get something more than satisfaction at participation in the process, right?

Support her or not, contributing to Kamala Harris’ campaign for the chance to prosecute Trump to death has some side-benefits.  This shirt, for instance:

dudeGottaGo Shirt

Kamala Harris Org  –>  https://store.kamalaharris.org/dude-gotta-go-tee-unisex-vintage-black/

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Devil in a Blue Dress?

Well, a flower-print smock.  We knew there were pics out there of Donald #FatDonnie Trump in #LadiesClothes.  Paydirt.

Trump in a Dress.jpg

We know that there are reportedly (winkwink) pics of Russian prostitutes peeing all over the #RealDonald in a Russian hotel.   But until now, the rumors of Donald dressing up like  fat, middle-aged Tea Party queen for Vladimir in those “secret meetings” they don’t let cameras into.  Well, not American cameras.

So, the rumors were always that Trump — while genetically a male — never felt like a little boy.  Born with a micro-penis no bigger than a swollen clitoris, he always felt like a girl.  But, even though the rumor mill was ripe with stories of Donald undergoing a sex change operation, that’s just simply not true.  He fancies girlie-men and has a penchant for the Epstein line of child boys, but he is technically still one himself.  One with a comically small penis and a foreign “beard” for a wife.

His whirlwind ongoing love affair with #DaddyVlad is reportedly why Donald projects hate on the LGBTQ community.  Guilt and self-hate at not having the courage to just “come out” and admit he’s a moaning “bottom.”  “People” are saying that he’s only against gay marriage because he’s “stuck with a First Lady.”  It’s like “If I can’t have my Steaming-Vlad, none of  you bitches get nothin.”

Brokeback Trump-Vlad Sammich

So Trump wants everyone to know that he’s no trans.  “Just a queen.”  He’  VLAD’S First Lady.

Mic drop?

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Making America a GREAT Landfill

Trup Dystopian America Great Again - WP

Reality TV host and illegitimately-installed U.S. President, Donald John Trump was set up in the WH as  part of a larger campaign of destruction.  Comrade Trump was activated to destroy the U.S. government at the bequest of Gen. Putin and the Grover Norquist / #MoscowMitch McConnell Republican Party.

Your weak-witted President #Brokeahontas  —  otherwise known as #Inividual1, #BabyHands, and #AgentOrange  —  was installed to destroy #Democracy and #WesternCivilization.  This, we have known for a long time.  What we didn’t realize is that this little, little man was also put in place to destroy EARTH.

Who he serves in this quest remains a mystery.

NY Times   –>  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/08/29/climate/climate-rule-trump-reversing.html

 

 

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Joe Biden Campaign Releases Debut 2020 TV Campaign Ad (VID)

This Joe Biden 2020 debut TV campaign ad dropped in Iowa yesterday.  If you are in Iowa, you are probably pretty familiar with it.

Like every good Democrat RESISTING FAT DONNIE, Magnana Mouse is all about the primary process.  We’re not endorsing a candidate.  Because

  1. We like to provide news.  A magazine, not a publicity firm or think tank.  And,
  2. Every one of our candidates is awesome in so many ways and can all beat trump head-to-head.

2020 or Bust

Here’s to hoping we all play the long (ish) game.  All of the Democratic candidates hold up a nearly identical platform.  Any of them could  end up our candidate against #FatDonnie.  The second the primary is over, we have but one option:  We support that man or woman who the process chooses.  Whomever it may be.

It’s do or die time.  If there is any type of a “Bern or Bust” (the Atlantic) redux.

  1. It will be the double-tap (Wiki) end to the good ol’ U S of A, and
  2. It will be the russian IRA Intelligence agency in concert with any one of a number of RW republican party-aligned think tanks doing it.

The enemies of Democracy would throw this kin of “purity grenade” than lose honestly. They’d throw it into a crowd of Democratic youth to dismember and divide.  Don’t fall for that shiny object (again).

That said, enjoy a pretty well put together television ad from Team Biden.

 

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It’s All Coming to a Pathetic and Psychotic Head

 

“I am not  a crook” didn’t work out too well for Nixon.  It sure isn’t working for #FatDonnie.

mobster not a crook

It’s all slowly coming to a head.  Some people call what is happening now “the quickening. ”  Others just file it up to karmic retribution.

At Magnana Mouse, we just call it “obvious.”  This idiot’s clown car reality show never had an end-game.  No point.  Its immolation was never in doubt.  We just all had to endure the slow roll into the toilet.

Washington Post  –>  https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/the-trump-presidency-is-not-just-unfolding-it-is-unraveling/2019/08/22/98c49b3e-c513-11e9-b72f-b31dfaa77212_story.html

“Fake News, Fake News” ~heard crying in an AF1 bathroom at 4:30AM. Sources say that a rootkit on the moron’s phone showed he was looking at two pages at the pathetic time in question: This article and realDonald Twitter.

#SAD & #PATHETIC

Trump Tweet MOMMY and Oreilly

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That Didn’t Take Long

Anti-Trump Billionaire Tom Steyer Holds Event In Charleston, South Carolina

Tom Steyer. Orig. photo Sean Rayford.

I’m not a supporter of Tom Steyer.  Don’t dislike the guy.  Just don’t know him.

So, what is there to know?  He’s pretty wealthy.  That’s OK.

He is pretty ego-driven.  Kind of a disqualifier, but couldn’t compare with the Don’s ego.  We’ve stared into the sun.  Steyer, bless his heart, is hardly a moon.

What else?  Oh, of course.  He really really wants a Trump impeachment hearing.  Not nearly connected to our power-center to understand how to pull that sword out of the stone.

But, really it’s not like this was ever a serious candidacy to begin with.  It’s a vanity candidacy.  Makes the Party look a little — well  little un-serious.  But, this is far from  a new thing, and nothing the Party isn’t used to repelling and re-shaping behind.

Today, though, it got a little weird. The team that Tom pays to keep his gilded row-boat afloat ran a gross new play:  The Soylent Green Special.  They put their heads down the took it right up the middle to poach off Jay Inslee’s implied misfortune.

The play:

OK, the gray-haired Eco guy is out.  We’re the impeach-guy.  That’s kind of thin and getting old.  What we’re going to do is morph into the gray-haired Impeachment & Eco guy.  No one will remember him to tell us apart.  Let’s send out an email announcing our Rundlefly.

Team Tom Blather Letter

Maybe there’s payoff.  He’ll hit the 2% threshold for a podium and a week or so more time in the sun.   As long as he doesn’t hurt anyone, I suppose no harm, no foul, right?  The play just struck me as funny.  Made me wonder if anyone will be drawn in by his eco insta-cred.

 

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Cut the “Trying to Hide Dumb in the Take-off” Con

Donald hates pressers.  He hates the unrelenting; unforgiving; and unforgetting media.

“So, they want to trap me in the trouble that come with my being a barely half-witted 3rd grade personality?  Fine, you get to do it in front of a jet engine.  I’ll just say I didn’t understand what you were saying and fuck you.  Good luck with figuring out what the hell I said.”  #FatDonnie

You know?  Because this douchebag needs to be taking aircraft I am paying for to places he can pay his buddy Epstein’s little girls to play with his little, little prick.

Here’s a vid, as promised, of the imposter hiding behind noise.  Moron.

 

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The Prince of the Best Deals Strikes Again

 

Trump's Balls Drop - Drops all Balls WP PREVIEW

#FatDonnie is grifter #ConArtist.  We all know this.  We all know full well that he’s a phenomenally BAD BUSINESSMAN. Quite literally EVERY business he has commandeered  he ha driven into the ground.  Embarrassingly.

Donald Trump’s Business Failures Were Very Real

New York Times  –>  https://www.newyorker.com/news/our-columnists/donald-trumps-business-failures-were-very-real

But, it’s not just his crappy  bad-steak companies and fraudulent for-profit “colleges” he bankrupts.  Trump befouls and destroys EVERYTHING he brushes up against, as Rick Wilson wrote about:

Everything Trump Touche Dies - Rick Wilson WP

Everything Trump Touches Dies:
A Republican Strategist Gets Real About the Worst President Ever

Barnes and Noble  –>  https://www.barnesandnoble.com/p/everything-trump-touches-dies-rick-wilson/1128233797/2662100081402

Trump has touched America, my friends.  That black hole of a greed-well of a Republican DEPRESSION that President Obama pulled us out of has opened back up and is scheduled to swallow our futures “over a period of time.”

Stocks losses deepen as a key recession warning surfaces

Washington Post  –>  https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/08/14/stocks-tank-another-recession-warning-surfaces/

And that was just yesterday.  One would expect a bounce-back today.  That’s not happening.  After a precipitous early fall, it’s creeping up, but the dye’s been cast.  Keep your eye on the ball, for your 401K’s sake (as if there was anything you could do to save it.

Real Time Stocks TR

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Fasci$t Sh1t in #FatDonnie’s Fa@e

Climate FUCK with Jair and Donnie WP preview

Want to save the Environment from Global Climate Change catastrophe?  Great!  Do we have a team for you!

Your home-grown Russian agent illegitimate “president,” Donald John Trump, and his Fascist cohort in the jungle, Jair Bolsonaro.   The Brazilian Trump-clown was until now, only known for being the piece of trash who is actively paving over the Amazon Rain Forrest:

Jair Bolsonaro launches assault on Amazon rainforest protections

The Guardian  –>  https://www.theguardian.com/world/2019/jan/02/brazil-jair-bolsonaro-amazon-rainforest-protections

But now, Trump’s Fascist buddy has announced the latest weir conspiracy theory for Fat Donnie to tweet about while he’s on the crapper tomorrow morning (ironic pun absolutely intended).  All we need to do is stop eating.

And STOP POOPING.

No s#it.  (Pun of course intended).

Brazilian president suggests less pooping to help save environment

FOX News  –>  https://www.foxnews.com/world/brazil-president-poop-every-other-day.amp

From The Damage Report:

Fascist dictators:  They take advantage of mob willful ignorance and naiveté to coup power.  Fascist dictators get SUPER-WEALTHY as their subjects starve to death.  Feeding on their own hate, they find out as they die, has s#it for nutritional value.

More pun.  Oh s#it.

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Call on RICO NOW

You’ve heard of RICO.  You might not know precisely what RICO is, but you will soon.

RICO isn’t an adorable pup who needs rescued.  RICO is the law framework that Richard Nixon set up to take down the MOB.

It’s what took down John Gotti’s criminal network.

It’s the set of laws that will bring Trump down.

Wikipedia –> https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racketeer_Influenced_and_Corrupt_Organizations_Act

I'm With RICO

Here’s what you need to know about RICO:

“The Racketeer Influenced and Corrupt Organizations Act, commonly referred to as the RICO Act or simply RICO, is a United States federal law that provides for extended criminal penalties and a civil cause of action for acts performed as part of an ongoing criminal organization. The RICO Act focuses specifically on racketeering and allows the leaders of a syndicate to be tried for the crimes they ordered others to do or assisted them in doing, closing a perceived loophole that allowed a person who instructed someone else to, for example, murder, to be exempt from the trial because they did not actually commit the crime personally. RICO was signed into law by Richard M. Nixon. While its original use in the 1970s was to prosecute the Mafia as well as others who were actively engaged in organized crime, its later application has been more widespread.”

I repeat:

“RICO laws allow the leaders of a syndicate to be tried for the crimes they ordered others to do or assisted them in doing”

Have you ever heard the iconic quote:

The Buck Stops Here Truman WP

“The Buck Stops Here.”

That was President Harry S. Truman.  He was taking blanket responsibility for ANYTHING that happened under his watch.  It’s common sense that whatever happens under the watch of the President and Commander in Chief is his or her claim to fame.

But, the pendulum swings both ways.

That same President and Commander in Chief is responsible not only for the positive return on his or her investments in the greater good,  but for the BLAME in all the shit that ens up hitting the fan while operations commence.  Harry Truman’s promise to take responsibility for it all sounds great.  But, since we can’t guarantee that any current President carries with him the honor that Harry Truman had, we have to take matters into other hands.

Power TO THE PEOPLE.  We must rely on  RICO laws to guarantee that the playing field is level.   Our RICO racketeering laws will ensure that Donald J. Trump will spend the rest of his life in a prison cell, because a WHOLE LOT OF BUCKS WILL STOP WITH HIM.

We just have depose him in a LANDSLIDE 2020 election so he can be prosecuted!

Get Out the Vote!!

It’s time to make sure YOU are registered to vote, since we all know that Russia is deleting our voter files.  We have to work DOUBLE TIME to protect ourelves since Republicans like #MoscowMitch McConnell are uninterested in protecting us from theirs and Russia’s spy games.

And, it’s time to REGISTER EVERYONE WHO HASN’T YET BEEN REGISTERED!

Get Out the Vote WP

Join Get Out the Vote on Facebook today and get started!

Facebook  –>  https://www.facebook.com/GetOutTheDemVote/

 

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Tipping Points are all the Rage in 2019

Trump Domestic White Nationalist Promo Poster WP Preview

The image above that pulled you here is a work of art that the El Paso Neo-Nazi mass murder suspect put together.  He spelled-out his fuhrer’s name with all of his guns.  He published it on his Facebook page with his psychotic screed hate-essay:

Facebook  –>  https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10219408387498512&set=a.2777662918864 (new tab)

The neo-Nazi confederate cult has absorbed the Republican Party completely. You may no longer cast a vote for a Republican politician without casting  vote for the rise of  neo-Nazi white nationalist takeover of the United States.

The Tea Party prepped the meat; the Freedom Caucus tenderized it; and Trump’s domestic white nationalist terror cells have taken it over like Stage V cancer.

It dead.

You’re watching it unfold on the news right now.  You’e seeing the mass shootings and are wondering how real it is, REALLY.  Are there really THAT many white nationalist KKK kinds of armed militant crazies out there?

Enough to be scared?

Is Trump really leading a white nationalist neo-Nazi rewiring of our Democratic Republic?

The answer is:  Uh, duhhhhh.  What is going on right now with Trump’s new Hitler Youth has happened before.  Adolf Hitler had an SS acolyte junior mob just like this current infestation.  When they activated, they did it for every one of their fellow countrymen and women.  Just like their modern Trump-junior counterparts they unleashes their murderous white-nationalist bile in the face of Germany and the world.   

It was called “Kristallncht.”

What?  Wikipedia  –>  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kristallnacht (new tab)

Krystanacht

There is a Nazi revival happening while everyone is swimming in their own private cesspool.  One half of America is a cult of hypocritical Evangelical bullies.  Entitled bullies plashing around a filthy latrine, pretending it’s a baptismal.  They all see cool clear water while they’re bathing in a putrid soup of angry ignorance; vile, sinful hate; and delusional self-righteousness.

Pay attention!  This is the most significant moment in American — I not all of Human — history.  Some day, your great grandchildren are going to ask YOU where you were right now.

What were you doing?

Don’t let them all down.  Pride cometh before the fall.  And, we’re falling, friend.

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Putin FURIOUS at MoscowMitch for Flying Wrong Anti-U.S. Flag

McConnell KKKlan WP PREVIEW

Putin agreed to back his Mitch in exchange for his guiding the U.S. Senate away from sanctions that would negatively affect the Russian mafia.  Reneging on his deal with Russian Intel makes it that much more difficult for Putin to fund his Mitch’s reelection coffers.

It’s a statement, but Nazis get out of control when they try to fly too many colors.

Multiple Flag Mitch WP Preview

Putin:  “Turtle-boy, make up mind before FSB make pathetic martyr out of you.”

Amy McGrath:  “Coming for your traitorous ass Turtle-boy.”

 

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Mueller Storm’s a’ Brewing

Trump No You Can't WP Preview

The letter people are talking about that would, if it could, prevent former Special Counsel Robert Mueller from saying “anything but his name and rank” is an ignorant farce. It’s the equivalent of someone robbing a 7-11 and telling the police arresting you that

It’s OK, see, ‘cos I got this here Monopoly get-out-of- jail-free card.”

The letter wasn’t even sent from the ILLEGITIMATE AG William Barr. It came from a RECUSED former AG’s (Jeff Sessions’s) RECUSED Deputy AG (Bradley Weinscheimer).

William Barr’s Deputy Warns Mueller to Keep His Mouth Shut

Vanity Fair –> https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2019/07/doj-warns-mueller-testimony

This stingy little letter has precisely 0% of 0% influence on Mr. Mueller.

Now, this doesn’t mean Mr. Mueller’s going to say ANYTHING at all. It just means that the letter sent back to Mueller answering the letter he wrote asking for the Justice Department’s OPINION was like if you had ordered what you were told was going to be a really yummy spaghetti Alla Carbonara, and then it got kind of weird.

You’re looking forward to it right?

You’re really hungry.

Then, some snot-nose 2nd grade kid pretending to be your chef and waiter all-in-one brings you some slop he made in his play doh kitchen.

We don’t know what we’re going to be served tomorrow. Someone’s going to feast with a giant smile as the other chokes on their own boiled foot. Every of of the movies we’ve ever imagined ourselves in had happy endings. The hero always wins. Gets the guy / gal in the end. Hopefully, we don’t see what the other kind of ending looks like.

That’s not something any American could have prepared themselves for.

Pray Mueller performs proudly like a good American does.

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Trump is Definitely NOT a Racist

McConnell KKKlan WP PREVIEW

Said Mitch McConnel in a presser today at the Capitol.

“Telling the coloreds to go back to Africa was just an invite to go on vacation and just relax.”

This from the mouth of a lying, misogynist piece of trash proudly in the Ku Klux Klan and a charter member of the “Obama is  radical Muslim Terrorist from Kenya” birther club.

Good thing he’s not hard at work blocking out Obama SCOTUS nominees, he’ll have time to explain how none of them are racist pieces of trash.

This trash is up for reelection next year.  And, guess what? I heard of a challenger to his seat is gaining traction.

Amy McGrath.

McGrath is a graduate of the U.S. Navel Academy and Lieutenant Colonel in the U.S. Marine Corps in the F16 program.  Hit her up and give what you can.  This is a race we MUST win.

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Insane Presidential Rant

trump press brief Omar hates america Racist BS WP Preview

Indivual1 was just supposed to take questions on whatever policy or other he was bulls#itting on about. Easy peasy.

But, of course, he veered right into oncoming traffic, ranting on and on about every subject currently making him look like the wannabe idiot-dictator he aspires to be. You’ll be hearing about all of it broken down all day and night, but dive right in to get yourself good and wet

Trump Condemned as Racist. His Response: No, They’re the Racists.

NY Times  –>  https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/15/us/politics/trump-go-back-tweet-racism.html

I won’t give away all the spoilers, but since this one is just continuing onward and outward for a story from yesterday’s micro news cycle, just brush up.  Remember when imPOTUS tweeted that the four in the “freshman crew” should go back to their “shithole” countries.

trump tweet go back to your country WP PREVIEW.jpg

To prep yourself for the discussion of #AgentOrange, enjoy some truth sprinkled on the various RACIST false claims made about our bright, young freshman congresspeeps.

Republicans falsely claim Ilhan Omar denied 9/11 pilots were terrorists

The Guardian  –>  https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/apr/10/ilhan-omar-republicans-9-11-claims

You’ll hear Trump vomit up about how Omar and any other not-white, elderly, and / or male congressperson HATES America.  Important to  have fresh in your mind where #BabyHands came up with that racist trope:

Tucker Carlson: Rep. Ilhan Omar Has “Contempt” For Americans

Real Clear Politics  –>  https://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2019/07/11/tucker_carlson_rep_ilhan_omar_has_contempt_for_americans_blame_the_left.html

Now, tune into MSNBC to watch the freshmen Democratic Congresswomen giving their response to trump inviting them to “leave America if don’t like it.


 

Extra Credit:

If you want to curl up tonight and fall asleep contemplating how the GOP and the general right wing used cable TV news to overthrow Democracy in America, then you may be in luck.  Tune into Showtime and zero in on “The Loudest Voice,” which Joy Reid is hot on rigt now.   It’s a  mini-series bio-pic about how Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes conspired to usher in White Nationalism and create a 4th Reich behind Donald Trump, using FOX News as  a front.

 

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Brokeahontas

We all knew it.

Billionaire, my ass. We all knew how broke-ass he was.

Brokeahontis

This is from a month and a half ago, but lest anyone forget in the relentless barrage of Trump diversionary chicken feed:

A Decade in the Red: Trump Taxes Show Over $1 Billion in Losses

NYT –> https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2019/05/07/us/politics/donald-trump-taxes.html

And, the follow-up that asks:

Trump Is a Bad Businessman. Is He a Tax Cheat, Too?

NYT –> https://www.nytimes.com/2019/05/09/opinion/trump-tax-returns.html

We’ve all been calling him “Individual 1” for a while. He’s been “Baby hands” and “Micro-dick” and “Cadet Bone Spur,” and “Don the Con” and Agent Orange,” and “FAUXTUS” and “imPOTUS,” and on and embarrassingly on.

Well, karma has granted him a new one.  He spent the better part of the past three years mocking Elizabeth Warren’s Native American heritage, calling her “Pocahontas.”  So, “Brokeahontas,” it is, then, Donnie boi.

Individual 1’s new nickname is almost reason enough on its own to support Elizabeth Warren for President. Suddenly, even if every policy and plan Liz is armed with weren’t light years ahead and above anything trump could offer us, admit it: You’d throw her a vote in the primary just to see her stalk and mock him with #BROKEAHONTAS.

Brokahontas Log WP

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Apprentice Fake President

Trump Apprentice Douchebag A WP

Trump never wanted to be the President of the United States of America. He’s just a run-of-the-mill reality show mobster who was walked into his current role as POTUS by out mortal enemy, Russia.  He’s a mediocre “business person,” and that is generous.  Even partnering with Russian mafia, he’s a not-particularly rich fraudster.

But, Individual 1, here, was SHOCKED after — with Russian Intel assistance — the fix was in and he actually won the race.

Ta da. FAKE President who projects the guilt he knows he owns by screaming about very real FAKE News.

His fraud penetrates to his manhood as he shakes a feeble fist at developing countries, pretending to possess male testicles below his sad, little “micro-thing.” Don’t think that just because he is so freakishly un-endowed that it explains his failure as a President.  Huffington Post Sex MD’s say that his micro-penis has nothing to do with his effectiveness as a leader.  Or lack of it.

Huffington Post  –>  https://www.huffpost.com/entry/life-with-a-micropenis_n_56d9903ee4b0ffe6f8e8f7df

But, we all know better, don’t we.  Reality stings like a swarm of angry yellow jackets hovering around his bloated, empty head.  Just out of our eyesight, trump is always hard at work  bankrupting and destroying every business and professional’s credibility he comes into contact with.

On top of it tall, Fat Donnie is a wannabe cokehead, too “brokahontas” to afford a proper cocaine habit.  So instead,  he crushes up Adderall and snorts it like it’s coke.  Fat Donald is cheap-ass trailer-dweller of a con-artist speed-freak.

Tom Arnold On Donald Trump Snorting Adderall on the Apprentice Set

Newsweek –> https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-snorted-adderall-apprentice-tom-arnold-noel-casler-1257787

Brings me to today’s ignoramus #FatDonnie claim.   Baby-hands thought that despite the damning Supreme Court decision about his racist census question, he still gets to make the rules, or something.

He still doesn’t, BTW.

Still, his delusions overfloweth.  He seems to fantasize that  he’s going to defy everyone.  He really really thins he’s getting that  “illegal alien” question on the 2020 census.

He still won’t, BTW.

2020 Census won’t include citizenship question, Justice confirms

Washington Post –> https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/social-issues/2020-census-will-not-include-citizenship-question-doj-confirms/2019/07/02/0067be4a-9c44-11e9-9ed4-c9089972ad5a_story.html

Thing is, this dimwitted trash isn’t a President the way ANY American has ever experienced a United States Presient. He’s the Russian agent dirtbag that the FSB ordered up and groomed for the role. When this douchebag claims he’s pulling off BS like this NON-STARTER census attack on our Constitution, Individual 1 here has NO clue even what he thinks he’s trying to do. He sees everything in terms of a publicity bump to his Apprentice ratings.

He has NO clue the realistic details of ANYTHING he does. He throws out ignorant BS and like any reality show “star,” expects producers to figure out how to threaten their witless reality show directors to make it fit into an episode.

Key here is that our douchebag FAKE president has NO CLUE about ANYTHING he cons-on about. There won’t be a question about citizenship on the U.S. census, and fuck sake, this douchebag FAKE President doesn’t have the authority in his burger-stained wet dreams to “delay the census” to somehow “appeal the Supreme Court.”

Trump and his Very Regular Census WP

Congress is calling for Trump to move forward on the long-standing census preparation schedule without a white nationalist citizenship question. Rep. Carolyn Maloney of New York just led a Congressional delegation demanding Commerce Secretary Wilbur Ross — who oversees the Census Bureau — to send the census form without the question for printing by July 4.

“Only Congress has the authority to delay the census and must do so through the legislative process, which we have no intention of doing,” wrote the lawmakers in a letter to Ross that was released on Tuesday.

Trump Admin’s Delay In Census Printing Sets Up Count’s ‘Biggest Risk’

NPR —> https://www.npr.org/2019/07/02/737662103/trump-administrations-delay-in-census-printing-sets-up-count-s-biggest-risk

 

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Midget Mices, Eh?

Rodents Huh WP 1

This was an ad for some exterminator homicidal execution outfit.  They suggest you order genocide of “midgets.”  Cute, little, furry midgets.

For chrissake, they’re Little Fuzzies, thank you very much.  And we’re doing a better job watching the rats and encouraging them to jump trump’ sinking ship.  So, maybe a little less genocidal mouse-racism?  Yeah.

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Supreme Court De-pants Trump’s Racist Census

Supreme Court Protest EVERY PERSON COUNTS WP.jpg
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Good News:
in a 5-4 vote, SCOTUS votes the citizenship question can’t be on the census.
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Concerning News: It was because TrumpCo gave a lawless excuse for why they wanted it. They can try again, but it may be too late for their nefarious seed to take root. SCOTUS mic dropped for this session and deadline for prepping the census forms is this weekend.
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Trump News: Individual1 is looking for some way to bully America into actually DELAYING the 2020 census until they can whip us all with it.

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Op Ed: There won’t be a citizenship question on the 2020 census. Trump’s Reich won’t be able to “re-convene” the Supreme Court to hear some “update” to their racist excuse to appease the court, anyway. They sure as heck won’t be able to “delay” the census (LOL). This census is KEY to re-drawing districts for the 2022 midterm elections. Delaying it is simply out of any question. If TrumpCo just goes ahead and prints the forms with the census question on it, Hell will open up and swallow trump whole. Even HE isn’t that dumb.
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P.T. Barnum Had Nothing on this Scumbag

You thought Trump was threatening Tariff Wars to pretend his little, useless limp-dick had purpose. Big strong alpha-man, Donnie.

Well, it doesn’t have purpose, that sad, little skin-flap he sports (duh).

Fat Donnie is shaking America’s sabre to run a GIGANTIC con on everyone for HIS profit (duh).

A grand emolument con game or the RICO variety.

Trump the Con Man WP.jpg

Game his game if you’re quick enough and if you know shady stock market scumbags who know the targeted shorts. Trump and his cabal — his extended Reich — are playing the market like a fiddle. If you can, grab a banjo and play right along.

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Governor Brown Releases the Rangers

Oregon Governor Kate Brown had exactly enough minority Republicans stonewalling to prevent the state from trying to mediate Climate Change.

Republican Senators in Oregon are a minority, and can’t stop the body from passing laws to save the state and America from the ravages of Global Climate change.  To  have a vote the Senate must have a “quorum.”  That means that a required number of lawmakers must actually be at work for a vote to be valid.

11 Republicans figure if they just don’t show up for work a vote can’t happen.  So, they’re breaking the Law by, you guessed it, obstructing justice.  In contempt of court, even.  And the Governor is having none of it.  She’s sent the State Police to arrest the elected fugitives and bring them back to the capitol.

It has been reported that at least one of the fugitive Senators has threatened the State Police, letting them know that if they come for him, “they should be single and well armed.”

In other words, ‘don’t send police with wives and children I’ll have to make fatherless.’

Oregon Live  –>  https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2019/06/oregon-republican-senator-issues-threat-to-state-troopers.html

This is how gangsters and terrorists talk, for chrissake!  And, since the subject of gangsters and terrorists has come up Gangsters and terrorists:  Now, armed anti-government militias have vowed publicly to take up arms against the state police to “protect” the fugitive Senators.

Think Progress  –>  https://thinkprogress.org/anti-government-militia-oregon-republican-lawmaker-brian-boquist-police-e2cbce94e8ef/

A little bit of Op-Ed:

All this, because the multi-billions at stake to BIG OIL have the Republican Party ‘owned’ from floor to ceiling.  No legislation shall ever even be brought to the floor in the United States if it could in any way hurt the bottom line of EXXON/SHELL/BP/ETC.  What is happening in Oregon right now is a production brought to you by BIGOIL.

WE ALL DROWN IN BIG OIL WITH LUCA D'URBINO WP

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Donnie And His Cartoonish Clip-on Tie Gallery

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Trump’s D-Day Performance a Distraction from THIS

Trump Protests London State Visit WP

Trump had nice speeches written for him  today.  His publicity team, at least, has their collective head screwed don straight.  Donald read them well-enough.  They were cringe-worthy, as the draft-dodging foreign enemy mole agent he is does not believe one word of what he said.

Today was meant to deflect this story from your gaze.  Did it work?

Remember that individual 1’s reaction to the protests that mocked him was very reminiscent of his bullshitting about the aftermath of the 9-11 disaster as it unfolded. Not how he LIED about how he knew HUNDREDS of ppl killed as the towers fell:

Trump’s long history of lying about 9/11 and exploiting it for personal gain

Washington Post –> https://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/plum-line/wp/2018/09/11/trumps-long-history-of-lying-about-9-11-and-exploiting-it-for-personal-gain/

No, this time, it’s more like the time he bullshit everyone about seeing thousands of “Arabs” cheering in raucous celebration of the carnage.

Donald Trump’s Press Conference With Theresa May Would Not Be Complete Without an Assault on Truth

Esquire –> https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a27718993/donald-trump-press-conference-theresa-may-thousands-protesters/

Fat Donnie is as we all know by now, a lying piece of human garbage. It s painful to come to grip with the undeniable fact that all of us humankind complicit in being hateful and naive enough to fall for his cons. It’s ALL so disappointing.

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D-Day Remembered

D-Day WP

A lot of really good men fell on this day to preserve democracy for the United States and the World. Take a moment of silence to bow your head in reverence to each of them.

French beaches at dawn set scene for solemn D-Day observance

Associated Press –> https://www.apnews.com/6bb3385b75464a55918075144142440b

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Crapper Tweets at Royal State Tea

Trump State Visit Lunch WP PREVIEW

Sources say that multiple agents provocateur have been hard at work getting this statue in the sights of #Individual1 on his state visit to London.

Giant robot Trump tweeting on toilet while shouting ‘I’m a very stable genius’ shipped to UK for protests

Independent  –>  https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/robot-trump-toilet-state-visit-london-uk-protest-baby-balloon-a8916391.html

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Pro-Women Pro-Choice

Pro Woman Pro Choice WP

Support Women’s Health.

Donate to Planned Parenthood

www.plannedparenthood.org

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Rosenstein: Republicans are Democrat Partisans

Rosen Comey WP Preview

Trump stacked “his” FBI with Republicans.

He set up the Special Counsel that was to investigate his RICO / Traitor BS with all Republicans.

Then, he delusionally calls them all Democrats when they wouldn’t do what the wannabe mob boss says and find him innocent of all the shit he’s been found guilty of doing.

We all know that James Comey was the consummate Republican. He was the asshole that threw out the “Hillary emails found showing she’s a WITCH” red meat right before the election that may very well have thrown the presidential election to trump.

But, Rosenstein is now repeating angry trump-tweet BS, throwing himself under the bus by trashing his reputation just to stroke trump’s little shaft. Rosenstein claims now that Comey is a “Democrat partisan pundit.”

Rod Rosenstein calls James Comey a ‘partisan democrat pundit’

NBC –> https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/justice-department/rod-rosenstein-calls-james-comey-partisan-pundit-n1005241

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Fake President Gutting Entire Industries

TRUMP TEK FUK WP

Trump is a liar. A Con man. A bankrupt grifter.

As surreal and ridiculous as it is, this half-witted and treasonous piece of garbage has ultimate control of our economy. His predictable malpractice is only eclipsed by his outright ownership by Vladimir Putin. Irrespective of why trump is marching America’s economy off a cliff, he most certainly is.

His suicidal Tariff War with China is hurting millions of Americans. Farmers are in a world of hurt. Consumers of all stripes. Stories will see daylight over the coming weeks of entire industries crushed by the illegitimate emperor’s executive malpractice. One that may be one of the first to go may be America’s global-leading tech industry.

I won’t go into it here, because Alyssa Newcomb went into it brilliantly at NBC News:

It’s not just iPhones. More tariffs a ‘gut punch’ to U.S. tech sector

NBC –> https://www.nbcnews.com/business/business-news/it-s-not-just-iphones-more-tariffs-could-be-gut-n1005576

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Better Chance Surviving a HOT War Zone

Deadly Year for Kids WP PREVIEW

A couple years back, I’d have said this was because Red States and Republicans had made it so. That THEY are solely to blame for this.

Now, it’s White Nationalists and Neo-Nazis taken over the “Grand Old Party.”  Under their leadership, Americans are the enemy of our own leaders.  They are actively exterminating our children.

Our beloved country is at war with her own citizens.

2018 has been deadlier for schoolchildren than deployed service members

Washington Post –> https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/politics/wp/2018/05/18/2018-has-been-deadlier-for-schoolchildren-than-service-members/

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Republicans (GOP) F.A.I.L. (Again)

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Trump is an illegitimate Fascist American autocratic douchenozzle.

BUT, the Republican Party (GOP) has been a rancid pool of Fascist amoebic pond scum. This much has been known (and fought against by the DNC-Democrats) since the early 1980’s).

Only difference now is that they’ve hired a Fascist clown mascot to mount a clown horse to pretend-lead them into an ages-old battle.

Trump Napoleon WP

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Another Lie from Trump’s Media Cow

 

Black and Blue Wave 2020 WP
Trump and everyone operating as one of his cowardly drones are lying pieces of steaming horse crap.

Here, Sarah Huckabee Sanders is caught lying about how Black Americans fared in job creation under President Obama compared to her Russian puppet-clown, Donald Trump.

According to the liar-cow, POTUS Obama created 195,000 jobs.

But, according to REALITY, as recorded by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistic, Obama hooked brothas up with 15 times more than her BS claim.  Don’t bother doing the math figuring out how many jobs that is.  Magnana Mouse has you covered:

Liar Sarah Sanders Jobs Statistics

President Barack Obama created 3 million jobs for Black Americans.  He didn’t need to fund it with a  $2 Trillion giveaway to some corporate overlords.  The kind of giveaway that just bankrupted EVERY American.  Obama created 3 million jobs as he rescued America from the housing / banking crisis.  Remember that near great depression in 2008 when America came close to drowning?  The one dumped on America by the GREED and IRRESPONSIBILITY of the Republican Party and their corporate masters?

Yeah, that one.

Obama was able to make happen a bona fide miracle because he actually cares about America and American families.

SIDEBAR: Are you mad that Sanders was called a “cow” in the title. Well, let it be known that this would have been titled: “More BS from Trump’s Media Heifer.” But, turns out Sarah has birthed three young (heaven help them, my dear God). Heifers haven’t bred. Sarah Sanders is a COW.  And, be not the mad.  She’s not a “cow” because fat shaming.  She is morbidly obese.  That’s no secret.  She’s a cow because she’s trump’s pathetic livestock.  You know?  Like sheep?  She’s a cow.  Trump’s lying bigot cow.

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Democratic Primary Poster

 

Democrats Primary Poster - Biden WP

We have the original artist under contract for this one.  We loves us some Uncle Joe at the Mouse.  How could you not look to President Obama’s partner through the last great years of the U.S. Presidency and not feel pride and hope?

Oh, yes, we feel it.

But there’s a good chance this will be one in a series of all (most) of the pack’s steeds.  This is to be a poster series featuring a lot of the excellent field of 2020 Democratic primary contestants.

After today’s awesome Senate Barr grilling on the Judiciary spit, I think I’ll order up one with Kamala for the sequel poster.  How’s that sound?  Just keep your eyes peeled and on the Mouse!

EDIT 1 –  The 1st edit was supposed to be a Kamala Harris version.  But, the original needed an update.  The Biden profile just didn’t sit right.  So, here’s one that does.

Democrats Primary Poster - Biden WP PREVIEW (2)

EDIT 2 – Kamala Harris.  In honor of the BOSS performance in the Senate Bass hearing.

Kamala Democrat Poster WP

 

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Trump is a BioTerrorist

Stop Trump Bioterrorist NOW WP PREVIEW

Individual 1 is a BIO-TERRORIST. The sickest part about that sentence is that our illegitimate President is the traitorous POS who launched the deadly bioterrorism attack. And, pathetically, he launched it against his own base.

What the literal EFF?

Yeah, Individual 1 has launched a syphilis epidemic upon rural red state regions right here in the U.S.. As if decent Americans needed another reason to never smash with rednecks and other white nationalist Trumpie-types.

Salon –> https://www.salon.com/2019/04/24/as-syphilis-invades-rural-america-a-fraying-health-safety-net-is-failing-to-stop-it_partner/

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Biden, Now, With Friggin Laser Beams!

Avengers Biden WP

Go with it.

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He Names like a 4th Grade Bully. You Can Do Better.

Trump Douchebag Nickname Contest WP

The image above is a screen-grab of an article from my news feed.  NBC is click-baiting a click-bait article grunting off Individual 1’s pathetic, PROJECTIVE (psychological projection at Wikipedia) nickname he has for his betters vying to unseat his obese, orange ass from his perch with Putin and McConnell.

Well, who cares what a geriatric orange pimple says about those out of his shameful caste’s reach?  The question to ask yourself is:

“WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NICKNAME FOR OUR MORON PRETEND KING?”

Please light up the comment section with your favs.  Winners will be chosen.  Oh yes, they will.  And, they will all be shoved right that bigoted scumbag’s stretched-out sphincter.

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Biden Cock-punches the Pussy Grabber

However it gets done, get’r done, uncle Joe!

You promised us you would take this Nazi POS out behind the shed and beat the crap out of him.

We’ll crowd-source your legal fees, if there are any.

Oh, big-ups to Trev’s guys at the Daily Show for the vid bit.  These guys deserve an Emmy.

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His Brain Malfunction is No Defense to His Crimes

Trump Born Retarded WP PREVIEW

It seems to be true.  Enough.  If FOX New said it, it must be fair and balanced, righttil?

I don’t know what would be harder for Trump Deplorable-types to accept, that their Autocrat daddy was born with a tilting machine, or if there were stroke / dementia / Alzheimers truths that none of us got to hear about.

When the fake / paid off / incompetent doctors were reading his prepared script reports on his health.  But, it is something.  Take his desperate tweet today about his impeachment path forward:

Trump Tweet 2019 04 24

Poor old jelly-brained eegit.  He got some of it right.  It’s all about the High Crimes and Misdemeanors.  He thinks, in his jumbled and dried out little brain that a POTUS can’t be impeached if there aren’t any convictions for his “Treason, Bribery, or other high Crimes and Misdemeanors.”

He thought he got us, since he couldn’t possibly be convicted or even tried for his Treason, Bribery, an other “High Crimes and Misdemeanors.”

But, dumbass that he is, Individual 1 never learned about how our framers — those “Founding Fathers,” based the text of the U.S. Constitution on pre-revolutionary English law.  “High Crimes and Misdemeanors” didn’t refer just to criminal activity.

Whoops.

To the Founding Fathers, “High Crimes and Misdemeanors” referred to a variety of official misconducts, which included something Individual 1 is well known for: “maladministration.”  Something that didn’t then or now carry criminal consequence.

It was expected then and it is expected now that the U.S. House investigate these offenses and deal with them accordingly.  Then, once the garbage is thrown out, the courts are allowed to administer the criminal proceedings.

That is the path that mobster Presidents take to their suite in SuperMax facilities.

 

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Magnana Mouse Music News – Pete n Rach

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Trump Angry His Autocracy Threatened

Donald was told by his paramedics and the WH cleaning staff that he couldn’t have any more burgers in bed.  Not until they could find exterminators who could get rid of the roach infestation.

Individual 1 thought about it and just knew the cows had to be taught a lesson.  So he ordered the Army to carpet bomb every cattle ranch in the Midwest.  For desert, he  announced a trillion dollar tariff on all “foreigny beef importers.”

Trump No Cloths Again WP PREVIEW

Dishes are done, man.

Well, satirically an metaphorically speaking.

The real story of the mindless idiocy and hate we elected to destroy Western Civilization is a little darker.  Donald has been making America complicit in Saudi Arabia’s genocide in Yemen since signing his contract with Putin to run us into the ground.  The DEMOCRATIC House passed a resolution invoking the War Powers Act to get us TFO of Yemen NOW.

So, Trump OF COURSE vetoes it.

And, of course, even with a clear majority, there are not enough Republicans with BALLS enough to help Democrats override his Fascist, Axis military masturbation.

Washington Post  –>  https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trump-vetoes-resolution-to-end-us-participation-in-yemens-civil-war/2019/04/16/0fabc312-60a1-11e9-bfad-36a7eb36cb60_story.html

The faux-emperor with no clothes said to reporters that he did this to stop an “unnecessary, dangerous attempt to weaken my empirical right to do anything I damn well want, so quit bitching before I throw your ass in a kennel with the other illegals.”

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Is FOX the Stopped-Up Toilet or the Ass Dumping Into Toilet-YOU?

FOX Toilet WP Preview

FOX News is a backed up toilet at its best. But, as a good book says, “everybody poops.”

While 67% of people parked in front of this idiot-box of hate and stank, that leaves a full third who are Democrats or who “lean independent,” as NBC News points out:

NBC NEWS  –>  https://www.nbcnews.com/think/opinion/fox-news-bernie-sanders-value-discomfort-ncna994976

That is, lemme see … millions of people.  So, Democrats (and left-wing independents trying to use the Democratic Party to sneak into the Oval Office) should continue to accept invitations to appear on the White Nationalist Network to expose them to plungers and disinfectant.

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That said, this doesn’t mean that the Democratic National Committee should change their mind about letting the White Nationalist Network sponsor and host a Democratic Primary Debate.  While wise to appear on their network, allowing the Murdoch Right Wing propaganda network to profit off a Democratic inter-party electoral process is not acceptable.Of Course Democrats Shouldn’t Let Fox News Host a Primary Debate

Of Course Democrats Shouldn’t Let Fox News Host a Primary Debate

NY Mag Intelligencer  –>  http://nymag.com/intelligencer/2019/03/dnc-wont-let-fox-news-host-2020-democratic-primary-debate.html

They will get to host a debate in the General.  They don’t get to have any kind of direct say in the candidate we choose to oust their autocrat.

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Happy Birthday, Individual 1

Happy Birthday, trump, you half-witted pedophile traitor Russian agent piece of human garbage. Hopefully, you joined the thousands who replaced their Facebook profile pics with Obama’s to give trump a nice present: a reminder what a REAL President looks like.

Some photos within and some link to what you probably already know what you need to do leading up to the revolution this November.

Hooah and GOTV, soldiers!

D'Mused America - Steve's Unchained

Figured it was time to change the ‘ol  Facebook profile pic back to something closer to a representation of me. But, had to memorialize the change made the other day in “celebration” of trump’s 74th Birthday. Here’s the kind of honoring that hundreds of thousands of Americans diddling around Facebook posted:

Obama Profile Pic D'Mused America

What better way to say “Happy Birthday” to Donald than to leave an image of the last occupant of the Presidency to have actually been elected before assuming the office?  Just to be perfectly clear, there are still 47 days remaining until Barack Obama’s birthday on August 4th.

You may have seen this notice in your inbox or Facebook feed letting you know this action was pending:

Trump vs Obama B-day Scrum

If you missed it this time ’round, don’t worry.  On August 4th, everyone will be doing the same thing for President Obama’s birthday.  Pass that one on, y’all 🙂  And, of course…

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Naked, Fat, and Very Afraid

Donald Dips#it has the mental acuity and all the potential of a 1990’s MTV reality show dropout.  People close to the White House are saying that his tanking of Western Civilization  is an attempt to get himself “FIRED,” because it’s all he knows to do.  Bankruptcy and divorce are the only exit doors he knows to slink  out and into a more comfortable surrounding.

The bloated halfwit can’t help it.  It’s just the only way he knows how to swipe left on life when he trips over his teenie weenie attention span and can’t get up.

trump naked fat and afraid FIN

Rumor has it that he’s already signed on to a 2-season contract with Naked and Afraid.  Protesters are already calling  it “Naked, fat, and Should Damn Well be Afraid.

Individual 1 has struck back in predictable form.  At 3:30AM, from his toilet:

HOT BOD TRUMP TWEET

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