Get it Together Media

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2015-2018 were the three worst years for our 4th estate.  Magnana Mouse Citizen Media was created to worship the Gods of Sourcing.  To provide narrative thick in Blue Bias, but thicker in legitimacy.  Who knew that the concept of Fake News would welcome the modern KGB in to foul up our entire house.

2019 is a new year and one where the U.S. Media must atone for the Hell they helped unleash.  We will need to do penance and ask for forgiveness from our audience.  While we still have an audience.

We must do better and BE better.

In 2019, The Media Has to Do Better in Calling Out Trump’s Shit

Esquire  –>  https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a25741262/media-trump-lies-2019/

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Bill Kristol Thumps his Reich

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Bill Kristol is one of the Heritage Foundation Neoconservative Republicans who meticulously set up the system that has been bleeding the U.S. like a turnip for the last quarter-century.  What he says here sounds nice to Dems.  But, make NO mistake about it, Kristol isn’t defecting.  He helped create the Tea Party Monster that his compatriots lost control of and led to Trump.

His ilk want Trump gone.  Yay.

Thing is, they want Trump gone so they can clear the bunker of his idiocy and get back to operating a Neoconservative Reich they started.

Don’t fall for this man’s BS.  He is a “Cheney.”  He would eat your children for a midnight snack.

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Not Even Mama Wants Him

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Bernie Sanders played a key role in aiding the Russian Intelligence of Vladimir Putin corrupt the 2016 Presidential election and install their agent, Individual One (known to his Brownshirt followers as “Daddy Trump.”

Bernie’s ego is influencing him to choose to do it again.  Splintering the #RESIST movement to install Trump to a 2nd term.  Even his home state’s newspaper is BEGGING him to JUST STAY HOME.

Barre Montpelier Times Argus  –>  https://www.timesargus.com/opinion/perspective/don-t-run/article_290102b1-d007-5ef3-8342-8c132265f27d.html

 

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Just a Reminder

Donald Trump is an admitted sexual offender.  Like attracts like as we’ve spent the last two hyper-swamp building-years learning all about.

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You’re known by the company you keep.

All of Donald’s friends are uneducated; racist criminals.  Often, sexual deviants.  One of these “men” gropes his own daughter and there’s a pretty good chance her own husband reluctantly lapped up daddy’s sloppy 2nd’s.  Taking what’s left over, knowing he’s always and forever a guest at the king’s supper table.

“Hey, wait a minute.  A nightstand isn’t a supper table.”

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“Son, We’re Going to Impeach that Gentleman.”

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. . . isn’t quite what she said.  But, tomatoes, tomahhtos.

Freshman congresswoman Rashida Tlaib did say it, but with lyrical brass knuckles.

“We’re going to impeach that motherfucker.”

Just as our illegitimate idiot of a President taught every American to say it.

Politico  –>  https://www.politico.com/story/2019/01/04/tlaib-trump-impeach-1080825

This war Americans are forced to fight against a Russian coup of democracy is being fought by young citizen soldiers who are not afraid to die.  Not after growing up with war-hungry coward billionaires keeping their boot heels to their necks from go.

Focused on the naughty F-bomb language? The language that our daughter-sexer-in-chief,

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Forward –> https://forward.com/schmooze/357185/7-creepy-things-donald-trump-has-said-about-ivanka/

Foul language that Trump actually uses in the Oval Office on a regular basis:

How media deals with Donald’s foul mouth
Quartzy –>  https://qz.com/quartzy/1177146/all-the-swear-words-fit-to-print-how-newspapers-are-handling-donald-trumps-foul-mouth/https://qz.com/quartzy/1177146/all-the-swear-words-fit-to-print-how-newspapers-are-handling-donald-trumps-foul-mouth/

Strap in and try to endure the whole speech that a celebratory winner gave to her ecstatic supporters:

This incoming Blue Wave class of Congressmen and women don’t subscribe to archaic social platitudes.  They’re not afraid of the big-bad-NRA wolf. The order the Republican order once ordered is long dead and buried.  Thanks in large part to their misogynist toddler-bigot leader.

Trump’s complicity in taking down what was left of the Republican party was pretty much guaranteed from the second he word-souped his way through his surprise acceptance speech in 2016.

When you have a compulsive lying; dull-witted and foul-mouthed piece of trash posing as the figurehead of American leadership, all of those demure standards Republicans once pretended to cling to are out the window.

impeach that motherfucker

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Denatural . . . What?

There are SO many U.S. citizens who once weren’t. You probably know someone who was “naturalized” as a citizen of the United States.

Well, your favorite illegitimate President is so keen on being the first Nativist bigot President that he is doing everything he can to kick out every American who didn’t come over on one of the first immigrant ships between say, 1492 and 1680. If you didn’t own slaves or infect the native Americans with smallpox, you gotta go.

NYT Magazine –> https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/19/magazine/naturalized-citizenship-immigration-trump.html


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Go-Fund-Him

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Donald Trump’s Go-Fund-Me stunt is a voluntary tax for only the most dedicated few.

New York Post  –> https://nypost.com/2018/12/20/gofundme-for-border-wall-raises-more-than-1m-in-just-3-days/

Da fu, you might ask? This obviously has nothing to do with you, Blue.  This is a brilliant way for our empty vessel Russian agent illegitimate President to bleed his loyal nationalist NRA-loving turnip base dry. They get to wear the honor of paying for it like one might pay to be hit in the face with a club.

Who are these people you ask?  Some have described them as “Deplorables.”  They’re proof that you can be a victim and a victimizer simultaneously.  This heartless con-man rube of a President is milking his flock of marks to pay for his absolutely pointless wall-toy thing.  Trump is leaning on the poorest; most vulnerable; happily DUMB and RACIST idiot marks to this lie-riddled BS. He’s going to depend on $80 from every sucker who voted for him.

What his loyalists have coughed up thus far is a flash in the pan $7 million.  This spare change $7 Million is a nice protest sign kind of petition.  But even with these riches, is it going to knock it out of the park?

LOL.  Hardly, genius trailer-dwellers.  The wall, the way Trump and his Breitbart think tank-jr. advisory council designed it will cost upwards of $25 Billion to unveil.  This $5 Billion hostage demand is a down payment.  And, the $7 Million?  A down payment on a down payment.  Oy vey.

They still have to collect $2,993 Million to get to $5 BILLION.

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Hate to pee on their tiki torch, but $7 Million is like not that much.  Not compared to $5 Billion.  $7 Million is 1 10th of 1% of how much Trump’s fanboy and girl white nationalists are going to need to cough up to get’r done.   That’s $80 from every sucker who voted for him to finance the $5 BILLION his ransom demand calls for.

Having a hard time wrapping your noggin around that?  Yeah, OK. It’s exactly like this: Imagine you have a sweet tooth. All you have on your flight is one single 7 oz. bag of M&M’s.  That’s cool. Not a lot, but your diabetes can chill with one bag of M&M’s to last the flight. Right?

$7 Million is really not that much, although it seems like a lot.  Heck,  Those Go-Fund-Me campaign salesmen didn’t really tell you, but it’s going to take $80 from everyone who voted for Donald to finance his $5 BILLION his ransom demands

FOX News  –>  https://youtu.be/qGeQEk3wJtM

How not much is $7 Million in relation to $5 Billion?  OK. It’s exactly like this: Imagine you have a sweet tooth. All you have on your flight is one single 7 oz. bag of M&M’s.  That’s cool. It’s not a lot, but your diabetes can chill with one bag of M&M’s to last the flight, right?

Oooh, slow down, there, Usain.  You don’t get all them M&M’s  You have to share the little baggie with a lot of other people.  How many people? Well, according to the M&M’s website, there are 210 M&M’s in one of those bags. Let’s start there.

M&M’s Dot Com –> https://www.mymms.com/category/customer+service/faq.do

You’re going to need to find a really sharp knife, because with your $7 Million investment, you don’t get a single one of those 210 little choco-canddies.  Nope, you only get 29 percent of a single M&M.  You can have less than ONE THIRD OF ONE  M.

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That’s how much of Trump’s $5 Billion your Go-Fund-Me $7 Million will get you.

Somebody has to pay for it.  ‘Cos Mexico isn’t, right? 

“Mexico isn’t paying for that fucking wall.” ~Mexican President, Vicente Fox

So, apparently, Mexico isn’t paying.  Not a “fucking” peso of it.  That’s another Donald promise that’s just a fart in the wind.  So, did the U.S. House of Representatives pass some stealth tax to pay for more of that bag of M&M’s?  You know,  so we can all pay for it?

Um, nope.  This is a voluntary tax that Trump’s idiot-army of sycophants is volunteering to pay.

So, who exactly are “they?”

Quite simply put, Trump is milking his very base base.  His flock of easy, marks.  Trump is taking candy from (adults with all the sense of) babies.  They range from supporters of the former Republican party to the poorest; most vulnerable; happily DUMB and RACIST idiot confederates.  These robotic fools support virtually any nonsense he spouts.  Violently-ignorant and suicidal lost souls.

These dregs of society who have long dreamed of being led along by this type of Daddy.

And, now they have their master.

This is all good news.  Trump is go-funding the U.S. government back open and PROTECTED!  Well, this $5 Billion is about 20% of the total cost of Trump’s wall.  So, we’ll be 20% protected!

Making America 20% Great Again!  If all of Trump’s Deplorables cough up $80.

 

 

 

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