Carly and Hillary, sittin’ in a tree, p.u.c.k.e.r.i.n.g.
Then, Hillary clenches her fingers into a nice fist and knocks the two-faced snake out the tree.
Thanks to Buzzfeed for pulling up this 2008 video of Carly Fiorina BOLDLY singing the praises of — nigh, bowing down to and worshipping — Hillary Clinton.
Of course, she has signed her name in blood to give her withered soul to Satan for the chance to represent HIS party in the 2016 presidential election. So, now, everything out of her mouth is little more than flatulence from the loose anus of the Dark Lord of the Night.
Just don’t forget, before she hated and slandered Hillary Clinton, she REALLY REALLY loved Hillary Clinton.