Douchebag of the Year


Donald “Baby-hands” Trump, more commonly known by his honorary title: “orange Hitler,” or just his commonly known nickname: “Douchey McDouchebag” was named Person of the Year by Time Magazine.  The New York Times — an actual journalistic rag — reported it.

Douchey McDouchebag was elated.  He thought they were honoring him.

Yeah, about that.

Not an honor so much.  According to TIME, “we choose the person who had the greatest influence, for better or worse, on the events of the year.”  Basically, if some wacked-out North Korean kamakaze warrior exterminated Donald like a roach, HE may be next year’s person of the year.  I have no comment on that.

Of course, you wouldn’t ever have guessed that he had a crush on TIME by the way he treated them like they were Mitt, the “catastrophe” who “chokes like a dog” when anyone “goes up on him like a bitch.”


So, yeah, the image above of the magazine cover is only kind of the magazine cover.  Somehow, we accidentally replaced the kitchy-ridiculous photo image TIME used with one of those more realistic shots that orange Hitler got caught in that he doesn’t much like us using.

Poor dumbass.  Well, here’s TIME’s original cover.  It just allows more focus on the devil-horns.  Big ups on the designer who made this happen.



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