Well, congrats to Emmanuel Macron. To Democracy. And, to Western Civilization as a whole.
You all know about centrist Emmanuel Macron defeating Trump’s Fascist Party ally Marine Le Pen, and how he’s already helping his liberal legislative allies bolster numbers to cement their victory.
In France, the celebration for Macron’s victory was molten excitement like the celebration at the fact that Marine Le Pen and her Fascist dirtbag reich are again relegated to the shadows.
This isn’t an op-ed written to pretend to be breaking any news.
Not up in here today, peeps.
Instead, graciously accept this celebratory tribute video to Emmanuel Macron and the heroic people who stood up as one and saved the world. It’s the Brazilian version of the Macarena with clips of the French electorate dancing in the streets.