Justin and Donald. Backstory in a nutshell: Trump announced new tariffs against Canada. Said they were justified because 9-11. Oh, because national security. That’s just dumb as shit, but, that wasn’t all. Oh no, that wasn’t all. Trump and top aides assailed Trudeau as a “weak” and dishonest” back-stabber who deserves a place in hell because Trudeau dared say that Canada might return fire if fired upon.
So, trump put his big boy pants on, jumped into Air Force One, and took a big ol’ crap in them, almost like it was on command. And, Bill Maher reacted in kind. Hats off and mad, mad props to his staff. This is their parody of the 1960’s Highlights Magazine feature, Goofus and Gallant.
It was a cartoon series for kids that taught them how to not be an asshole.
New day. New archetypes. New Goofus. Bill Maher delivers. Meet:
Justin and Donald.
You get the gist. Enjoy:
And you have to end the bit with a swipe at Melania. Because she is effing complicit with EVERYTHING the douchebag pretend king has done. You could say, a mail order FECKLESS CUNT (we love you, Samantha Bee).
By the way, in case you missed the “feckless cunt” episode, Samantha Bee had some much deserved criticism for Ivanka Trump for tweeting a sweet photo of her loving her little daughter on the same day it broke that her father was in charge of tearing little children from the arms of mothers by the thousands. From her show:
“Ivanka Trump, who works at the White House, chose to post the second most oblivious tweet we’ve seen this week,” Bee said. “You know, Ivanka, that’s a beautiful photo of you and your child, but let me just say, one mother to another, do something about your dad’s immigration practices you feckless cunt!”
Right wing echo chamber media led by FOX News loudly chanted in uniform that this equated somehow to the racist vomit that Roseanne Barr spit up all over herself — that Samantha Bee should be fired like Barr. Read all about it: