Trump meandered onto Air Force one — late as usual. All of his staff were already buckled in, per U.S. regulations, of course. He fumed a bit out of his nostrils, vowing never to click-it for Obama.
But what sent him off the edge was seeing his poor wife getting comfortable in an Isle 3 bed of lush pillows, watching CNN.
Uh oh. Big no no. Trump demands blind allegiance. And, by blind, he means you SEE NO EVIL. There can be no room for thought exercises. There can be ONLY state-propaganda blaring on the speakers, like we do to the North Koreans at the DMZ walls in Korea. In order to make this so, leaked e-mail shows that not only has trump demanded that ONLY FOX state-run media shall be played on Air Force One as he boards.
He spun out and blew a fuse when he walked in front of Melania, and she was watching CNN.
You keep your troops hyper-loyal and make them think that ANY news reported that dares contradict trump’s mobster version of reality is NOT TO BE HEARD. Least of all in his presence.
And, damned if his own wife gets to listen to the world talk about how small and flaccid his pecker is.
Metaphorically speaking, of course. He just needs EVERYONE hearing ONLY about how his electoral college made best inauguration crowd no collusion, and et ceteras. If he just forces everyone to believe, he won’t get the jails, right?
Uh huh. Let’s see how that works out for you, Traitor.