The Bloated Con Artist Donald Trump — or Individual 1, as he’s known in sealed indictments (Magnana Mouse) — frustrates us all and makes decent Americans sick down to their souls (this is actually verifiably; Snopes it 🙂 Data shows that our illegitimate President ruins every one of our days in some way. A force of dark nature, Donald is able to suffocate every one of our beloved social programs: The EPA. ICE. The Dept. of Education. Etc., etc.. If he’s touched it, it’s probably in intensive care, if even alive.
Well, the Orange Stooge Russian agent hasn’t been able to defile every part of the U.S. experiment. As we’re all seeing in real time, he hasn’t sunk his rotten teeth into the FBI (hoorah). Well, NASA and JPL operate flawlessly this lat week, almost to spite Trump. Mr. Illegitimate most definitely has not been able to purge this institution in order that he may burn it to the ground and refill it with his idiot friends’ idiot children.
If what Trump has done to America ever makes you doubt yourself, just think of the impossible that Americans prove again isn’t. Think of just what the NASA / JPL InSight Rover in the artist’s rendering of it landing on Mars.
And, keep thinking.
We have so much to be proud of as Americans. JPL and NASA drive us forward over our horizons even as Trump tries to pull us all under the rock he slithered up from. There is so much that this misogynist halfwit simply has no power to be able to ruin.
Trump is a life-choking cloud of smoke, stealing every ray of sun he can blacken. The earth beneath him cries an chokes to blackness. But, like Jeff Goldbloom said in the Fly, “Life finds a way.”
Unphased by the black hole that is Donald Trump, NASA bobbed and weaved right around it. They dug in, fought to work themselves to the bone to bring us all where we’d never be able to reach. They brought home a glimpse of a nearly-impossibly distant celestial beauty. For you, a glimpse of the first Martian sunset seen by a human being.
So, screw Trump. He’s a bad-TV carnival-barking half-witted failure cheated into an office he didn’t win and was comically unqualified to hold. He will be gone and done for sooner than you think. And, America will get right the heck back on the rails.Germany recovered from Adolf Hitler. This too shall pass.