Well, a flower-print smock. We knew there were pics out there of Donald #FatDonnie Trump in #LadiesClothes. Paydirt.
We know that there are reportedly (winkwink) pics of Russian prostitutes peeing all over the #RealDonald in a Russian hotel. But until now, the rumors of Donald dressing up like fat, middle-aged Tea Party queen for Vladimir in those “secret meetings” they don’t let cameras into. Well, not American cameras.
So, the rumors were always that Trump — while genetically a male — never felt like a little boy. Born with a micro-penis no bigger than a swollen clitoris, he always felt like a girl. But, even though the rumor mill was ripe with stories of Donald undergoing a sex change operation, that’s just simply not true. He fancies girlie-men and has a penchant for the Epstein line of child boys, but he is technically still one himself. One with a comically small penis and a foreign “beard” for a wife.
His whirlwind ongoing love affair with #DaddyVlad is reportedly why Donald projects hate on the LGBTQ community. Guilt and self-hate at not having the courage to just “come out” and admit he’s a moaning “bottom.” “People” are saying that he’s only against gay marriage because he’s “stuck with a First Lady.” It’s like “If I can’t have my Steaming-Vlad, none of you bitches get nothin.”
So Trump wants everyone to know that he’s no trans. “Just a queen.” He’ VLAD’S First Lady.