Donald Dips#it has the mental acuity and all the potential of a 1990’s MTV reality show dropout. People close to the White House are saying that his tanking of Western Civilization is an attempt to get himself “FIRED,” because it’s all he knows to do. Bankruptcy and divorce are the only exit doors he knows to slink out and into a more comfortable surrounding.
The bloated halfwit can’t help it. It’s just the only way he knows how to swipe left on life when he trips over his teenie weenie attention span and can’t get up.
Rumor has it that he’s already signed on to a 2-season contract with Naked and Afraid. Protesters are already calling it “Naked, fat, and Should Damn Well be Afraid.
Individual 1 has struck back in predictable form. At 3:30AM, from his toilet: