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About johnnysdoe

I'm JSD. John. Here, that means Johnny S. Doe. Whatever. We all have jobs and life that makes being neon us on a billboard a liability to people around us / to ourselves. I can yap as JSD and not cause hell and a handful of headaches. I’d never put a soul in a tough spot, but, I can write about some shadowy dots that might help make a more complete pic of how reality jenga’s itself together behind all the frames you see while you’re armchairing about it. For all intents and purpose, outside that function, I’m just John. I work seamlessly behind the seams of the political process you do or don’t take part in. I’m not going to get into much of the about me here. I write for fun at Magnana Mouse Citizen Media with a couple other contributors. Nate Silver says there's a 99.9989 percent chance this will be the only place you will ever see me. If you actually know me, you’d pass out in shock realizing this was me flaunting around here. So, you won’t. That’s all. Now, you, back to work.

The Baskin Robbins of Deplorable

The difference between Tea Party (Freedom Caucus) Trump Fanbois, and Mainstream Republicans? Continue reading

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War is Partisan, Now

Foreign policy by self-hate and ignorance. This is madness. Continue reading

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Syrian Jets Still Taking Off From Damaged Airfield [EDIT 10 APR]

You thought Trump launched an attack on Syria. It was a $200M firework show you get the bill for. Syrian and Russian jets are still flying. Continue reading

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Happy Sexual Assault Month?

You thought he would come out against random pussy-groping? Puhleeze. Continue reading

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Ned Price Suggests Dr. Rice Sue Trump

The lawsuits are flowing into Trump Tower for defendant Trump. Ned Prince thinks Susan Rice should join in. Continue reading

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GOP 2.0

We have been concerned for so long with the tea-drunken idiots and christo-fascists on the fringe of the Republican Party that we’ve lost sight of the darkness at the heart of the GOP that fuel all of its legislative darkness: it’s Libertarian trunk. Continue reading

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There’s the tick-tick-tick of the timer, and then there’s the BOOM. Well, those ticks are coming in like gunshots. They’re Trump’s final countdown. Continue reading

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