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Kansas Now Officially Gay, Jimmy Carter Deemed Wizard of OZ

“Free at Last! Sam Brownback no longer forced to sneak off to Thailand to get his rocks off! GOP legislature no longer sequestered to lonely closets!” Continue reading

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Another Dangerous Virus Gets Through DFW International Airport Gates

“Ebola is so passé in Texas, nowadays. The latest plague to get into the US through DFW International Airport is called Asshola, and stinks of dried poop.” Continue reading

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