Tag Archives: LGBT

Pretty Lindsey Flails in Idiot Pants

Gay little Lindsey in the closet thinks the Republican KILL OBAMA STUFF Bill is a fraud. But he’ll vote for it, y’ know? Continue reading

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Kansas Now Officially Gay, Jimmy Carter Deemed Wizard of OZ

“Free at Last! Sam Brownback no longer forced to sneak off to Thailand to get his rocks off! GOP legislature no longer sequestered to lonely closets!” Continue reading

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Another Dangerous Virus Gets Through DFW International Airport Gates

“Ebola is so passé in Texas, nowadays. The latest plague to get into the US through DFW International Airport is called Asshola, and stinks of dried poop.” Continue reading

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Magnanimous News :: Monday 13 August 2012

The U.S. Army has broken barriers today to promote the first openly gay officer, Tammy Smith, to the rank of BRIGADIER GENERAL. Unfortunately to bigots across America, they’re forced to accept the fact that there are no subclasses to spit … Continue reading

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